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Old 12-11-2006, 09:43 AM   #1
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Default Sunday Joke

Murphy called to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy sez " me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers
for me?"

"No bother", sez Murphy and goes upstairs.

There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the
bed. "Hello girls", he sez smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the
pair of ye!"

"Feck away off ya liar!" they replied.

"I'll prove it!" says Murphy

So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course! What's the use of f@@king one?"

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Old 12-11-2006, 11:08 AM   #2
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hahahaha gold
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:24 AM   #3
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hahah love a good pair of slippers :
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:06 PM   #4
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:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: Gold...
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:09 PM   #5
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Hehehe, thats a gooden.
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:50 PM   #6
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HAha that's great!
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Old 12-11-2006, 10:53 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by trick_xd
Murphy called to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy sez " me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers
for me?"

"No bother", sez Murphy and goes upstairs.

There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the
bed. "Hello girls", he sez smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the
pair of ye!"

"Feck away off ya liar!" they replied.

"I'll prove it!" says Murphy

So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course! What's the use of f@@king one?"
ha ha ha haven't laughed that hard for awhile
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