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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new
nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go. "Why, we just hired her?" "Well, I think she is dyslexic and gets things backward. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 hours, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs.Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour." The doctor had barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room. "Where are you going in such a hurry?" the first doctor asked. "To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to pr1ck Mr. Hill's Boil!"
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