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Old 07-03-2005, 08:57 PM   #1
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Has anyone ever had a snail crawl over their car?? Sounds weird, but, it's left a huge trail in my mums car (EF XR6) all the way on the roof, bonet, and both fenders.

I tried washing it with a sponge and car wash, as well as a chamois after that, but it's still got a slight mark, and the water doesn't dissapear off the streak mark..

My next move is a cut and polish..

Anyone else had this problem??
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Old 07-03-2005, 08:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-03-2005, 08:59 PM   #3
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Yeah mate try to polish it out lmao
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Old 07-03-2005, 08:59 PM   #4
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Just add salt!


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Old 07-03-2005, 09:00 PM   #5
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bwahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahhaahahhahahaah hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:01 PM   #6
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you couldn't pay for entertainment like this !!!
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:03 PM   #7
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spose this'll slow you down to a snails pace!!!!!
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:04 PM   #8
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Oh ha ha :P
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:08 PM   #9
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Sorry but i havent heard of that one before.

the polish should work for ya
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:10 PM   #10
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HAhahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhaahahahahhaahahhahaha ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Are you sure it was a snail?

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Old 07-03-2005, 09:10 PM   #11
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Its ok, we have released a photofit of the suspected culprit. Do NOT approch, call the authorities. Considered slimy and has a fetish for cars:



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Its ok, we have released a photofit of the suspected culprit. Do NOT approch, call the authorities. Considered slimy and has a fetish for cars:



Bwahahahahahaha :
ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

won't be hard to find ... leaves a trail everywhere he goes !!! :
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Are you sure it was a snail?

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what else could it be ?? a really short woman ??? :
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:15 PM   #14
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Chris try some paint cleaner.
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:15 PM   #15
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i nearly fell of my chair when i read the last post,,, a really short woman ???
try to remove the stain with T cut or toothpaste and polish after, keep ya girls from dribbling that custard
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:16 PM   #16
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What's calling the cops gonna do? Afterall, they had a 5 hours chase with a WRX going 15 kph the other month didn't they?
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Well this is Yags we are talking about.
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:19 PM   #18
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Yagz ,I am in my car and on my way!!! :monkes: see you in 12 hours!!
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OH MY GAWD!! You guys crack me up!
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:22 PM   #20
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I'm not even going to touch this one!!!!
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:23 PM   #21
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:28 PM   #22
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looks like Yagz has a new avatar! :
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lmao Far out now that cacked me up Funny i said that to casper as well
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:46 PM   #24
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Safe to say this belongs in the bar now!

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ROFL!! give him a break :p LOL!
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Damm

Im in tears, even got a trail down my face, oh wait thats from Mgs!
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Im in tears, even got a trail down my face, oh wait thats from Mgs!
Basically the same thing Gary... just far more enjoyable and doesnt need a cut and polish
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LOL!!! this thread is funny as
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Try some hydrochloric acid or driving a little faster. : : :hihi: e : :

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