Joke: The Magic Of Toilet Paper

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A woman's tale of woe.........

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:


"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."


Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop."Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"


Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

[[Tonko]]

good one

[TheSneakiness]

Where do you get these from?

They're great.

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by AUII_SE_Ute

Where do you get these from?

They're great.

that jokes older then I am. If you want to know where to get them from, offer mints to old people at bus stops.

[JD86]

haha yeh iv heard that one before. its a good one.

[Olympus]

Ha ha ha what a crack up !

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

that jokes older then I am. If you want to know where to get them from, offer mints to old people at bus stops.

You leave those old people alone ... I thought you kept the mints for the kiddies though.