fingers grow back right?

eXi7w0unD · 04-03-2006, 11:48 AM

haha i was at work (im a chef) anyway chopping some lettuce and bang their goes the knife into my finger! ouch. wasnt much damage but gave me a hugh fright. went to a doctor who was completly useless.. but its fine now. 1 year or less to grow back :(

The Monty · 04-03-2006, 11:55 AM

Hahaha. Nice. Chicks dig scars.

phat_stak_tipa · 04-03-2006, 12:00 PM

hmmm skin and nail salad with a blood dressing interesting

LUXO_8 · 04-03-2006, 12:01 PM

should have a gore warning on this thread

i peeled my thumbnail back the other day damn thing bled good...

svo347 · 04-03-2006, 12:06 PM

hmmmmm your no jamie oliver are you :P:P
j/k

rapidxr6 · 04-03-2006, 12:24 PM

Mate i bet it bled like a mutha. Had a similar injury but it was with a "ring-knife" sliced about a 1/3 offa me left hand pinky finger nail. It bled and bled and bled....my advice..use a blunt knife or a get a boners steel mesh glove.
I love the gore pics... my wifes got a good one on why you shouldn't leave your car keys in your jeans pocket, then get out of the shower and stand on the said pair of jeans....hence the ignition hole in my wifes right heel!! She was off work for 2 weeks because of it. Got her good...really good.

**Mechan1k** · 04-03-2006, 06:09 PM

Children shouldn't play with knives ... sharp or not.
hee hee

Psycho Chicken · 04-03-2006, 06:14 PM

That'll buff out.

efgiar · 04-03-2006, 08:06 PM

lol, i cuz my left index to the bone with a stanly knife, didnt hurt untill the doc put the first stitch in and did put the local in proply, damn it hurt got a massive lump there, i dont think itll ever go away

Qwikcorty · 04-03-2006, 08:10 PM

reminds me of my ingrown toenail surgery, allmost passed out when i saw the scissors go under the nail! good work anyway

gtfpv · 04-03-2006, 08:58 PM

be carefull after you go to the toilet. hahaha.

Falcon_Phill · 04-03-2006, 09:09 PM

ya big girl youll be right. my dads chopped 2 fingers off as a butcher in around 20 years of the job, went back on, and he lived. a kid at school took his off once, ИИИИ it was funny, hes using the bansaw and you hear 'reeeeeeee pzzzzzzz AHHHHHH' then he picks it up and runs to the office lol

04-03-2006, 09:15 PM

Who got the Lettuce? :evil_laug With Meat

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Olympus · 04-03-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwikcorty

reminds me of my ingrown toenail surgery, allmost passed out when i saw the scissors go under the nail! good work anyway

Yep, been there and done that too. How's the needle though, straight through the bone of ya toe...damn that hurt !
My sister has had 4 to 5 operations on each big toe, she's got barely any toenail left. Poor thing.

JADED6 · 05-03-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Olympus

Yep, been there and done that too. How's the needle though, straight through the bone of ya toe...damn that hurt !
My sister has had 4 to 5 operations on each big toe, she's got barely any toenail left. Poor thing.

Same. Although I didn't think the needle went in that far. Was laying down looking at the roof anyway. They cut a nice old chunk of skin out then slice your nail from the base. Was throbbing for 2 days after the anaesthetic wore off.

qwigybo · 05-03-2006, 04:52 AM

i had 1/3 of my index finger cut off in kinder with an axe

: most of it grew back but it's on an angle

rapidxr6 · 05-03-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by qwigybo

i had 1/3 of my index finger cut off in kinder with an axe

: most of it grew back but it's on an angle

LOL!! Was it a case of "i'll cut the piece of string riiiight there".... been there done that..also the same fiinger a few years back 4.30 in the morning, frosty and icy, cutting a bit of kindling to get the fire going, in a hurry, sleep still in eyes, woppo on the pointer finger..mmm that don't look to good, finish getting the wood, light the fire, get the wife out of bed, come on dear gotta go get some stiches in me finger... 5 hours later still in the hospital.. half a finger hanging off.. no stiches..

chief · 05-03-2006, 10:48 PM

I put my ring finger on my right hand through a table router. Just the end of it though. I had never experienced shock (in the medical form) until then.

qwigybo · 06-03-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by rapidxr6

LOL!! Was it a case of "i'll cut the piece of string riiiight there".... been there done that..also the same fiinger a few years back 4.30 in the morning, frosty and icy, cutting a bit of kindling to get the fire going, in a hurry, sleep still in eyes, woppo on the pointer finger..mmm that don't look to good, finish getting the wood, light the fire, get the wife out of bed, come on dear gotta go get some stiches in me finger... 5 hours later still in the hospital.. half a finger hanging off.. no stiches..

nah it was a case of at a family friends house and my mate got out the axe and i knew we weren't meant to use it so i went to grab the piece of wood away as he went to cut it and that was the game

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just been informed by the missus it wasn't the index finger it's the right hand ring finger

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Monkey · 06-03-2006, 01:14 AM

A few years ago while drinking a few bourbons with a few mates , well alot actually

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Their dogs decide to have a go at each other (long leg jack russell, english bull terrier) right at my feet ,so i go to push them away
Then theres this flash of light ,i look at my hand and theres 10mm missing of my middle finger and one of the dogs has eaten it

: it looks like tree rings with a white center pink flesh and skin then blood starts to pooring out .
Everyones drunk so we all jump in the car and race off to the hospital. half way there we get pulled over by the police for speeding so i shove my bloody finger in his face and he goes follow me and gives us a police escort with sirens and lights all the way to the hospital . He tells us to leave the car there for the night as were all drunk and shouldn't be driving and goes on his merry way.
It hasn't growin back yet

06-03-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Olympus

Yep, been there and done that too. How's the needle though, straight through the bone of ya toe...damn that hurt !
My sister has had 4 to 5 operations on each big toe, she's got barely any toenail left. Poor thing.

the needle doesn't go through or even into the bone

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It is due to the fact your toe isn't fatty tissue, and hurts like f%^k. been there done that, 3 times (first 2 was the GP having a go before letting a surgeon try)
tip: go the surgeon first time, guarantee to fix

conordec · 06-03-2006, 11:22 AM

big blouse thats nothing... can't even see bone!

from a fellow chef. ;) gotta suck though doesn't it.

Mack 6 · 06-03-2006, 02:07 PM

What's this about growing back. I have been waiting almost 10 months and I still have bugger all.

You'll all be impressed to know that when the "Forklift" did this to me, I was cool, calm and collected. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera in hospital, there was a shedload of bone visible.

micksta · 06-03-2006, 02:35 PM

why did i view this thread while i was eating lol

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tex · 06-03-2006, 02:36 PM

He he he..... got a story like that.

I lopped off the fleshy end of my ring finger as clean as a whistle with a sharp boning knife.
It started from half between the first joint on the underside of the finger and ran through to the top of the finger (took approx 6mm of nail as well) just missing the bone.

I literally stuck the end back on, sterilised everything with metho (which brought tears to my eyes at the time) and bandaged the whole lot up really well.

I didn't get to the doc for 2 days and get this, the first thing she did was attempt to pull the end back off !!!!!!! ИИИИ that hurt. Made me forget about the metho experience.

Anyway, the end 'fused' back together, the nail did not however, but has since grown to look normal, all be it not as strong as the others.

When it first fused, the finger print lines DID NOT line up, but after a couple of weeks even the lines rejoined............. now that's weird !!

4.9 EF Futura · 06-03-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mack 6

What's this about growing back. I have been waiting almost 10 months and I still have bugger all.

You'll all be impressed to know that when the "Forklift" did this to me, I was cool, calm and collected. Unfortunately I didn't have a camera in hospital, there was a shedload of bone visible.

To be honest i didnt even notice your hand until you cracked a joke about it jeff... something about getting manifold bolts off or something lol.

Geez im an insensitive pr*ck huh?

Mack 6 · 06-03-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tex

When it first fused, the finger print lines DID NOT line up, but after a couple of weeks even the lines rejoined............. now that's weird !!

That my friend is a conspiracy by the government. Your fingerprints are actually a group of nanomachines (infinately small) that are programmed to line up into your finger print. If disrupted, they will move back into fromation, but becasue they have nano legs (infinately small) they will take a while.

The best thing about mine is that the nanites on all 3 fingers are gone. 2 into medical waste, the other is somewhere between the workshop and the hospital

tex · 06-03-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mack 6

That my friend is a conspiracy by the government. Your fingerprints are actually a group of nanomachines (infinately small) that are programmed to line up into your finger print. If disrupted, they will move back into fromation, but becasue they have nano legs (infinately small) they will take a while.

The best thing about mine is that the nanites on all 3 fingers are gone. 2 into medical waste, the other is somewhere between the workshop and the hospital

And I thought I was just special..................

Bloody Gummit