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Old 07-12-2005, 07:28 AM   #1
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:35 AM   #2
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Heh, heh, heh.

That's a remote I'd like.

Pity that most buttons would get worn out quickly and I'd accidently press something I didn't want.
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:14 AM   #3
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Thats the thing, theres aren't any buttons you wouldn't want!!
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:22 AM   #4
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I think the first 3 buttons under the words "Give Me" are really the only buttons a man needs to sustain a long and happy life. Once these 3 things are available, everything alse becomes irrelevant really.
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:26 AM   #5
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Heh, heh, heh.

That's a remote I'd like.

Pity that most buttons would get worn out quickly and I'd accidently press something I didn't want.
By then you'd have them memorised and wouldn't even need to look at the buttons
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:32 AM   #6
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Stop Winging? Does that come with or without the wings in the first place?
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:29 PM   #7
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Hell I'd be happy just with the sex and beer buttons !
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:37 PM   #8
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thats great, so where would i find one of those gadgets
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Shouldn't there be an input change switch so you can alternate between the wife, her twin sister, her hot friend and thatgirl down the street? Or would if be easier to have 4 remotes and get another mate to help you push all the buttons?
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Shouldn't there be an input change switch so you can alternate between the wife, her twin sister, her hot friend and thatgirl down the street? Or would if be easier to have 4 remotes and get another mate to help you push all the buttons?
It's a universal remote.
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It's a universal remote.
OK, that's cool.
On behalf of sourbastard, does it work on men or animals?? : or do you have to buy the model with less buttons?
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Old 07-12-2005, 01:55 PM   #12
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Were do i place my order :Up_to_som :Up_to_som
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:04 PM   #13
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These are great little units, I did have one for a while. Then one day i hit the clean button and to this day i hav'nt been able to find it. :voldar02:
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These are great little units, I did have one for a while. Then one day i hit the clean button and to this day i hav'nt been able to find it. :voldar02:
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OK, that's cool.
On behalf of sourbastard, does it work on men or animals?? : or do you have to buy the model with less buttons?
Sourbastard can ask his own questions Sourbastard can.
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I'm justa good human ??? for helping you out.
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I have a question regarding the useage of this remote.

If I were to, say, press the "SEX" button and my misses was to perform that particular act, then would the pressing of other buttons make her stop or incorporate them?

eg, If I press "SAY YES" repeatedly during the act, will she chant that? Or if I press massage during the act, will she somehow incorporate that?
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:56 PM   #18
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I have a question regarding the useage of this remote.

If I were to, say, press the "SEX" button and my misses was to perform that particular act, then would the pressing of other buttons make her stop or incorporate them?

eg, If I press "SAY YES" repeatedly during the act, will she chant that? Or if I press massage during the act, will she somehow incorporate that?
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I think someone has been using this remote on my missus.
Everytime we have sex, some bastard keeps pressing the sleep button.
In other words blueraven, she must stop current act and start a new one if a new button is pressed.
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You need one of the newer models for simultaneous multifunction.
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:24 PM   #21
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I think the first 3 buttons under the words "Give Me" are really the only buttons a man needs to sustain a long and happy life. Once these 3 things are available, everything alse becomes irrelevant really.
Hmmm...I would'nt say that, the "clean" button would get a good going over at my place :
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