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Old 01-12-2005, 12:41 PM   #1
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While the plane is on the conveyor big_pete wanders behind it and is set on fire by the jet blast.

In an esky next to you are bottles of beer, wine & rum.

The question:

Which do you drink first while watching him burn?

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Old 01-12-2005, 12:45 PM   #2
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You alright mate?

I think you need a holiday.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:52 PM   #3
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muhahahahaha, my plan for forum domination is slowly taking affect!!!!
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:01 PM   #4
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You alright mate?

I think you need a holiday.
I had a holiday booked but the plane was sitting on a conveyor.........

BTW, interesting signature, most people don't boast if they get FISTed (unless they are from THAT part of Sydney)
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:02 PM   #5
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beer.. beer is always best at a good BBQ
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:20 PM   #6
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I had a holiday booked but the plane was sitting on a conveyor.........

BTW, interesting signature, most people don't boast if they get FISTed (unless they are from THAT part of Sydney)
Nothing to do with Sydney.

Wacol might be a bit better.
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:24 PM   #7
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it won't work
you forgot the snags and the tongs
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:37 PM   #8
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it won't work
you forgot the snags and the tongs
Still won't work, I wouldn't wanna run behind Big Pete to cook them.

Need a BBQ too.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:45 PM   #9
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I would drink the RUM first.

Hopefully the Bon Fire would be out before I ran out of RUM and I wouldn't need to touch the other stuff!!!!
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:48 PM   #10
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Give the women the wine, drink the beer, and pour the Rum on big pete.
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Give the women the wine, drink the beer, and pour the Rum on big pete.


Steady the hell up there sour! What the hell would I drink while we watch the entertainment ! I'm drinking the Rum, and the we can all take turns peeing on pete in a vain attempt to put him out after the plane has taken off and the snags are cooked !
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:39 PM   #12
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I'm with sourbastard, watch him burn!!! Then score with the drunk ladies afterwards. Nothing better than a bonfire and a roll in the bushes...
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:44 PM   #13
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I'm with sourbastard, watch him burn!!! Then score with the drunk ladies afterwards. Nothing better than a bonfire and a roll in the bushes...

Sounds like a good way to spend a friday night.
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:53 PM   #14
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:57 PM   #15
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I would take the rum. Makes things look funnier after a few. py:
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:00 PM   #16
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although we could also strap big pete onto a skateboard with a nato rocket stuffed in his pocket, light it up and prove the thrust theory in real life....lol
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although we could also strap big pete onto a skateboard with a nato rocket stuffed in his pocket, light it up and prove the thrust theory in real life....lol
That would have to be an ACME rocket.Beep Beep
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:27 PM   #18
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anyone got a treadmill we can put pete on?

if the rocket doesnt take off though you might have the odd piece missing from yur treadmill...

But it will take off right??!?!?! HEHEHEHEHE *joking* don't answer that
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:27 PM   #19
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BTW, interesting signature, most people don't boast if they get FISTed (unless they are from THAT part of Sydney)
:hihi: lol
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:35 PM   #20
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alright we fuel the 747 with the rum, tie big_pete to the wheels with the snags, chucks the tongs in the gears of the conveyor belt, hand the beer to the pilots and pour the wine on the barbie for some nice fireworks
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:39 PM   #21
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how much friction will big pete make? Will it stop the 747 dead in its tracks? If it does.. we'll just stick a wall behind the jets.. that should overcome the friction.
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how much friction will big pete make? Will it stop the 747 dead in its tracks? If it does.. we'll just stick a wall behind the jets.. that should overcome the friction.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings casper... : I didn't realise you were so fragile.
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:44 PM   #23
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I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings casper... : I didn't realise you were so fragile.
I'm not.. I've also found KY is excellent for friction :P I say we cover big pete in KY first.. just for fun.
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I'm not.. I've also found KY is excellent for friction :P I say we cover big pete in KY first.. just for fun.
So is Pete about to be F.I.S.T.ed then?
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:35 PM   #25
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I got a question for big pete. How many conveyor belts were needed to get this one off the ground?

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