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Old 19-11-2005, 10:07 AM   #1
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Default Microwave v’s Mobile Phone….

In a very one-sided title bout the Microwave remains the undisputed king of the kitchen.

Clelebrating with a loud “BEEP” the winner and still champion released its victim to the hands of fate.
The Mobile is not expected to comment.. ever again.

Now if you excuse me I’m off to nail one of my children to the shed! :yeees:








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Old 19-11-2005, 10:09 AM   #2
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Child 1 Caspers phone 0 heheheh :
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Old 19-11-2005, 10:23 AM   #3
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Old 19-11-2005, 10:27 AM   #4
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Worst (or funniest) forum kid competion; Casper's or Brenx's. Any other nominations?
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Old 19-11-2005, 10:39 AM   #5
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I know its hard to laugh but damm. Sorry dude what sort of phone was it a 66xx nokia or something i cant tell.

Does phone insurance cover children. (if you had it)

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Old 19-11-2005, 10:56 AM   #6
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If only Warney had thought of this he'd have saved himself so much bother.
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Old 19-11-2005, 12:02 PM   #7
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Old 19-11-2005, 12:21 PM   #8
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Haha. Were the kids imidtating that Braniac show???? Listening too those disclaimers makes you wann da more!!!
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Old 19-11-2005, 12:49 PM   #9
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loll is that another 1 casper. u shoucd have a cage arround ur microwave or cut off ur kids hands
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I know its hard to laugh but damm. Sorry dude what sort of phone was it a 66xx nokia or something i cant tell.

Does phone insurance cover children. (if you had it)

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I'l laughing actually.. work phone, no cost to me and I get a new one.. Just got to see if the sim card is still alive.
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Old 19-11-2005, 01:37 PM   #11
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Just got to see if the sim card is still alive.
Somehow I think that's not going to be the case :gren:
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Somehow I think that's not going to be the case :gren:
Highly unlikely. The last one he microwaved (yes, he's done it before) actually caught fire when the battery exploded. Must depend on what side is up :
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Old 19-11-2005, 01:39 PM   #13
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I knew phones had some radiation but that is ridiculous... :lookedat:
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Lucky it was just the mobile and not some heavy duty kitchen utensils.
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Old 19-11-2005, 03:45 PM   #15
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LOL that is a beauty. I can not help it but laugh about the phone. Things kids get upto is juust unbelievable.
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Old 19-11-2005, 05:05 PM   #17
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Casper it may be a good idea to keep a close watch on the kitten !
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Old 19-11-2005, 05:20 PM   #19
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I'd love to hear the explanation as to why...

Our microwave is placed up high enough in the kitchen that I can barely reach it.:

Only weird thing I found once was my favourite teddy bear in the fridge on a really hot day. Dad told me that the bear had said he wanted to try being a polar bear to escape the heat.:
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LOL that is a beauty. I can not help it but laugh about the phone. Things kids get upto is juust unbelievable.
Well when i was little aparently I threw a 150 dollar remote down the dunny and flushed it away. (1985 Aparently mum still brings it up)

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Old 20-11-2005, 10:44 AM   #22
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Did you kid get it wet or something and think that was the way to dry it?
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now thats a way of getting rid of those pesky after hour business calls!!! must try that one, i'll send your kids my phone Casper!! lol
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Old 20-11-2005, 10:55 AM   #24
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I am dying to do that to my sh*t of a Nokia phone. Its new and has been the worst phone ever. Too hard to navigate menu, buttons too hard to press and it never hangs up when you press end (thats caused so many problems i bet you can work out).

I want to test the theory that my insinkerator can chew anything! :Up_to_som
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Old 20-11-2005, 10:51 PM   #25
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Still just recognisable as a 6610
I should do that with mine. Worst nokia I've had so far.
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I'm sorry to hear about that but man thats so funny ,hope it's not on a plan ,but we have all set fire to something I remember I set the lawn mower on fire so I didn't have to cut the lawn (man I was so wrong and my *** was so sore for that)
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Dayton has this problem where by everything that goes into the microwave must automaticaly come out as food. " mum puts my cereal in there so it must make food"
So anything that goes in comes out as food. Mind you Mr casper lectured me and still did that leaving my phone on the bench was not a good idea as look what happened to your last one. Now I have a I told you so look just ready for him.
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Man that is out of control...So is the child still on the shed lol
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