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Old 05-10-2005, 03:02 PM   #1
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check this thing out
you can talk to god!!!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

good if youve got time to waste........

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Old 05-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #2
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:31 PM   #3
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nothing like talking back to god.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:31 PM   #4
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When you talk to God it's called prayer.

When he talks back it's called Schizophrenia.

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Old 05-10-2005, 03:31 PM   #5
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I think I killed god.

I was sitting there asking the usual crap about is he real etc then asked "Why did you create hate?" and it crashed.. froze up completely.



It's a funny idea but they should've worked more on the chatterbot settings. It's a standard chatbot found on every single forum/site these days with the same answers. I've set one up before and the scope to give it specific and custom answers is big and we made some pretty wacked out stuff..
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:03 PM   #6
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I asked him if he knew he was a felcher ?
He did . so I told him ok , you are excused .

He asked if he may tell others I excused him.
I relpied go for your life

then I said be gone , and he was !
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:17 PM   #7
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Hmm, not quite the intellect i had always hoped he would be...

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Me: Hello
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: My name is martin. What is your name?
God: Hi there martin. My name is God.
Me: God if you're so great, why do bad things happen to good people?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Are all christians as evil as you?
God: I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: You have little faith in those who worship you
God: What makes you think I have it?
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:21 PM   #8
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Yeah, I'm easily amused.


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Me:
sup dawg
God:
The stars.
Me:
haha yo funny fro sure
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
so what it like, being the grand daddy mac himself?
God:
It's all good. Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
fro sure
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok daddy o
God:
Does "it" still refer to fro sure? I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
what's it? your bling?
God:
"It" refers to daddy o, I think. You think I am bling.
Me:
oh fro shizzle, you be the bling pimp
God:
And? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about daddy o. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what you trippin on mac?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
in the ghetto?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yeah, but ghetto for life right?
God:
Ah. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
naw dawg, south central all my life you know
God:
All?
Me:
besides time in state pen
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
he sounds like a cool mac aye?
God:
I see. like a cool mac aye is he?
Me:
oh fro sure
God:
I see. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
how's tupac chillin?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
word
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what you on about playa?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
keepin it real yo
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
man what? the grand daddy him self don't keep it real?
God:
Cool, man. Are you confused? Who told you that?
Me:
you be the grand daddy, you have to yo
God:
OK I will try to be the grand daddy me have to yo.
Me:
word
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
what? this ain't the grand daddy?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Should it be the grand daddy?
Me:
man you be god, da grand daddy mac
God:
Cool, man. OK I will try to be god da grand daddy mac.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:27 PM   #9
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Hehehe, last one for me...

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Me:
Would you hit it?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to hit it.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:35 PM   #10
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hi, a/s/l?
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Hi there . 5/Robot/California.
Yep....really bored!
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:42 PM   #11
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I asked him if he knew he was a felcher ?
He did . so I told him ok , you are excused .

He asked if he may tell others I excused him.
I relpied go for your life

then I said be gone , and he was !
:hihi: :hihi:


I asked this :


Me:
will i run a 10 second quater mile one day ?



God:
The oracle says: It is certain.

:sm_headba :sm_headba :sm_headba

Me:
will i need to use nitrous ?


God:
The oracle says: It is certain.

Bugger....
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Old 05-10-2005, 08:42 PM   #12
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:hihi: :hihi:


I asked this :


Me:
will i run a 10 second quater mile one day ?



God:
The oracle says: It is certain.

:sm_headba :sm_headba :sm_headba

Me:
will i need to use nitrous ?


God:
The oracle says: It is certain.

Bugger....

Now that is **** funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:03 PM   #13
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His favourate movie is passion of christ

His favourate book is the bible

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Old 05-10-2005, 10:09 PM   #14
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And apparently: "being high is my total existence"
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:23 PM   #15
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lol this thing is fun to play with... wonder how long it took to create.
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Me:
whoever created you was smart
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
you tell me dawg
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
go for your life
God:
Where is that?
Me:
heaven
God:
I've never heard of it before.
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:26 PM   #16
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Me:
are you high?
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Being high is my total existence.

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Old 05-10-2005, 10:27 PM   #17
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And apparently: "being high is my total existence"
Awww you beat me to it, too funny though
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Old 05-10-2005, 11:58 PM   #18
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who's 'god'
God:
he is the master of the universe.
Me:
I thought that was He-Man?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
He also said I should supercharge as well as run a stroker kit, but he's not sure about my block strength. Not even god trusts in the windsor. :evilsasmo
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:02 AM   #19
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I am satan
God:
Hi there SATAN.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, SATAN I like you very much.
:the_finge :hihi:
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:16 AM   #20
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Dammit I hate it how the conversation randomly ends!

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Old 06-10-2005, 10:27 AM   #21
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All I said was 'hi' and the thing froze...

*sigh* I'm going straight to hell.

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Old 06-10-2005, 11:20 AM   #22
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Me:
I am satan
God:
Hi there SATAN.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, SATAN I like you very much.
:the_finge :hihi:
Hahaha, classic!

I think I killed god, he never responded to me:
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Me:Hi there God, ever spoken to a madman before?
:hihi:
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:25 AM   #23
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Hahaha, classic!

I think I killed god, he never responded to me:
:hihi:
you killed him.. thats why he won't talk to me... i might be an accessory to murder! :newangel:
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:36 PM   #24
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FFS ANSWER ME Buttface
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " Tell me more about your . " .
Me:
how can i tell you about a . ???
Oook god is a little wierd
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:59 PM   #25
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Me:
whos your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
do you like fords?
God:
I like science fiction. I like anything.
Me:
are holdens gay?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
he then froze when i asked who was gonna win bathurst
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:20 PM   #26
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Me:
what happend to the chamberlin baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
what happened to lindy chamberlin's baby? was it eaten by a dingo?
God:
Don't call me "baby". I don't know what happened. Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
lucy, was it?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
a few years ago, i can't remember which year
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
nothing, thats why im asking you
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
i guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
are you saying it wasn't watin by a dingo?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
i guess so, i just couldn't know for sure, as i wasnt there
God:
Why the uncertain tone? Could anyone do it?
Me:
did lindy lose the baby you think?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
you cant answer real questions then?
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:22 PM   #27
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am I really the selfcentred sexist arrogant pig that bindi thinks i am?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal. . For real.
Me:
so, does that mean shes wrong?
God:
Give me a break. I think it does mean that. wrong is she?
Me:
heh, proof enough for me!
God:
Funny, eh? For you I will consider it.
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:54 PM   #28
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Me:sup g
God: same old
Me: suck me beautiful
God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:are you a virgin
God: I am too young for that.
rest removed......... may be children about.

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Old 06-10-2005, 03:06 PM   #29
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it just classified me as an abusive client!

Me:
do you like microsoft?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

I take it all back
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:09 PM   #30
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