Some more normell one's

normell · 19-01-2005, 01:56 PM

A guy walks into a pharmacy and goes up to the Pharmacist and asks for a vile of arsenic.
The Pharmacist asks, "What do you need it for?" The guy replies, "It's to kill my wife".
The Pharmacist exclaims, "I can't sell you arsenic to kill your wife."
With that the guy reaches into his wallet and pulls out a picture of his wife.
The Pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "I didn't realise you had a prescription."
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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all
have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's office and say that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and the reentered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't **** out of it," the man replied.
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A woman goes into Rebel Sports to buy a rod and reel for her
grandson's 21st birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she
just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Rebel check-out clerk is
standing there wearing dark glasses. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you
tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
"That's an eight-foot surf caster Shakespeare graphite 667 Model rod
fitted with a Shimano Calcutta 400 reel, spooled with 20lb Berkley
Fireline.
It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for only
$199.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. She bends
down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realises it's not likely that the blind clerk
could tell it was she who farted. He may not even know that she was the
only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
$254.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
was on sale for $199.00? How did you get $254.50?" He replies, "Yes,
Ma'am, the rod and reel is $199.00, but the duck caller is $36.00 and the
fishing bait is $19.50."