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05-04-2011, 01:06 PM | #1 | |||
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so have always seen some great comments on here that get me laughing and thought we really need a place for them
ill start it off with this one from F6_Ute Quote:
look forward to the interesting ones that people dig out of the forums
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05-04-2011, 01:14 PM | #2 | ||
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no idea what the quote is referring to as its out of context!!!!
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05-04-2011, 01:19 PM | #3 | ||
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sorry, it was talking about his chance to drive a v8 around mount panorama on a closed track
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05-04-2011, 03:13 PM | #4 | ||
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Hope this thread does well. There are a lot of funny,witty people here.
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05-04-2011, 06:21 PM | #5 | |||
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05-04-2011, 09:14 PM | #6 | ||
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Thats the gold im after
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06-04-2011, 06:59 AM | #7 | ||
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which reminds me.. mummys due for a visit from her DH son......
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06-04-2011, 07:38 AM | #8 | ||
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It was as flat as a sh#tcarters hat
You think she's big ? The last time I saw something that big, it had Mack written on it
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06-04-2011, 08:53 AM | #9 | ||||
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hahah agreed. My fav was from a recent thread....something about calling someone a 'solo trumpet blower'
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06-04-2011, 02:11 PM | #10 | |||
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06-04-2011, 03:07 PM | #11 | ||||
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07-04-2011, 10:58 AM | #12 | |||
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16-04-2011, 07:42 AM | #14 | |||
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i think this is a good idea so..
here is one from Ben73 : Quote:
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16-04-2011, 07:58 PM | #15 | |||
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After a frantic race in the Bathurst 72 Legends by Ausmodders one night, there was a bit of an incident in which 2 of us went of the track and had a coming together on the grass due to our tyres being shot.
This was the arguement from my combatant... Quote:
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21-05-2011, 11:02 AM | #16 | |||
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I'm going to pull this up...
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21-05-2011, 11:05 AM | #17 | |||
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And this...
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http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11331502
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21-05-2011, 12:47 PM | #18 | |||
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From the Planking thread
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21-05-2011, 01:03 PM | #19 | |||
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From the other planking thread...
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21-05-2011, 01:49 PM | #20 | ||
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As regards boss dumping more work on one who is currently "flat out"......... " Well, if i poke the broom handle up my bum, i can sweep the floor while i'm going !! "
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22-05-2011, 09:38 PM | #21 | ||||
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I found more!!!
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29-05-2011, 12:42 PM | #22 | |||
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From the thread about holdens with bonnet bulges..
another pottery_beige call: Quote:
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29-05-2011, 12:49 PM | #23 | ||
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ahaha, i still fail to see any of my posts here :/
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29-05-2011, 01:02 PM | #24 | ||
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Posts for this thread I believe need to be classic one liners that are heaps funny. Just go through some threads and see some of pottery_beige's post. The one liner king of the forums.
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29-05-2011, 03:29 PM | #25 | ||
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this is what we told workmates when they expected more
these shorts arent waterproof dont pee in my pockets. |
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29-05-2011, 03:42 PM | #26 | ||||
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Another from cat600
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29-05-2011, 07:33 PM | #27 | |||
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30-05-2011, 08:33 AM | #28 | ||
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After a supposed "hot date" on the weekend...
"I"ve had hotter dates with an esky full of cold beer"
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30-05-2011, 09:56 AM | #29 | ||
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Busy as a one armed paper hanger with the crabs !!
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31-05-2011, 10:00 PM | #30 | |||
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