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Old 19-11-2007, 05:49 PM   #1
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Default Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-

Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It's about time!

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1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio
for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his ?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit.
If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 - 8 oz. can of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his
gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If
LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15
mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how much away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

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Old 19-11-2007, 07:47 PM   #2
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my 14 year old daughter got 8 out of 10 ,should I be worried?






she usually goes better at maths :
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Old 19-11-2007, 10:01 PM   #3
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LOL! thats gold!
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Old 19-11-2007, 10:04 PM   #4
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LOL, what capitol sydty is this for?? hint ;)
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Old 19-11-2007, 10:08 PM   #5
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Bring Back Corporal Punishement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :
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Old 19-11-2007, 10:21 PM   #6
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i read the title and was getting ready to argue.. PURE GOLD
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Old 19-11-2007, 11:15 PM   #7
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heheheh, funny stuff )
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Old 19-11-2007, 11:17 PM   #8
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HeHe...That is good...I needed a laugh tonight!!!
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Old 19-11-2007, 11:28 PM   #9
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA thats gold!

to bad i just finished? :( poor nathan missus out
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