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23-06-2006, 04:28 PM
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Does it get any better
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Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? |
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23-06-2006, 04:31 PM
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stop taking drugs
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23-06-2006, 04:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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23-06-2006, 04:35 PM
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Da Shifty One
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Dont do anything, just deal with the situation. Or just use ur horn to scar the pig or scream to the fire engine to slow down.
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23-06-2006, 04:35 PM
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23-06-2006, 04:36 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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slow down
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23-06-2006, 04:39 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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23-06-2006, 04:52 PM
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Heart of Blue
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon
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23-06-2006, 05:06 PM
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Does it get any better
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Get off the kiddie's merry-go-round, you're p!ssed. |
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23-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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heheheh made me laugh.....
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23-06-2006, 08:20 PM
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you've been dubbed..
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stop smoking that weird stuff
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23-06-2006, 08:23 PM
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Merry Xmas To All
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23-06-2006, 08:32 PM
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Stop listening to Dr. Dre's Chronic album while you're driving.
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23-06-2006, 09:27 PM
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The fire engine(truck) will eventually run out of legs and you can then change lanes and pass the pig....but be careful he doesn't pull you over for speeding...lol
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24-06-2006, 12:10 PM
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I.B.S is a pain in d'***
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Is this all happening on a coveyor band traveling at equal speed to you but in reverse?
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24-06-2006, 02:21 PM
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I build your wish list...
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Wait for the kid's merry-go-round to stop
and then get off the ride next time try the dodgem cars ps: stop them drugs |
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24-06-2006, 10:02 PM
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What sort of car are we driving here ???
And what colour is the pig ??? I s It a sunny day or is is it overcast ??? And can my girlfreind come along for the ride ???
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24-06-2006, 10:07 PM
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Heart of Blue
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Can the pig fly?
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24-06-2006, 10:16 PM
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AWD Assassin
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Ask Dr Phil..........he knows stuff.
But seriously..........  slow down slightly. If the FIRE ENGINE is going to an emergency, he'll keep speeding. As he goes past, just move over to your right lane. If he's not on an emergency run, RING 000 and report a bogus FIRE in the immediate area and off he goes.......then follow step above to get into right lane and slow down.After you get back home........repair exhaust leak to prevent carbon monoxide from leaking into cabin again thus preventing subconscious delerium from reoccuring !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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25-06-2006, 03:44 AM
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tell the cop to stop trying to "gallop" on 4 legs and get on 2 and f##K off to the local "krispy kreme" (apparently is all the hype).
tell the chopper to stop being a d###head and there are low power lines coming up. tell the fire fighters if they dont hurry up they will be on fire soon.
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25-06-2006, 03:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Stop buying LSD ... It does bad things. Or so im told.
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