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22-02-2005, 11:26 PM
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In the last week, someone in my office had to phone a "prophylactic manufacturer", to query 'technical aspects' of their fine products.
In small talk, he said, "How's things going with "prophylactic manufacturer"?' Female rep,"It will be a lot busier when we release our vibrating condom!" "Yeah? How well does that work?" Silence.... "I'll send you some." Questions... Where does the battery go, and how long does it last? Is it enhanced enjoyment for him, or her? Does this help those poor ole' pre ejac's? Is there an on/off button? |
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23-02-2005, 12:35 AM
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LOL we sell these at work.
 :They are called "Vibe 4 U" and are avaliable in single packets at about $9.95. The rep was showing us before they were released. We got to play with some in the office and laughed our asses off.  (yep, while you were standing in a queue waiting to pay for your groceries and cursing the fact there were only 2 checkouts open, we were all in the systems office playing with condoms)  e The condom is normal but there is a ring that goes around it with the battery in a case on it. None of the guys i know have tried it, the girls rave about it!!!  : (reading from the booklet) The battery life is about 15 mins at the time of manufacture, and cannot be reused. Correctly positioned, the vibrating ring provides gentle stimulation to you and your partner  : The vibrating ring should only be used once and for no longer than the life of the battery. Once battery has expired do not attempt to open the vibrating ring or replace the battery. When using this product your partner should be aware of the device and comfortable with its position prior to intimate contact. Do not swallow Excessive use could cause bruising.  Now, if you'll excuse me...  :
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23-02-2005, 01:29 AM
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23-02-2005, 02:22 PM
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oh dear who actually came up with this concept hahahahaha
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23-02-2005, 03:14 PM
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23-02-2005, 04:24 PM
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Only 15mins?
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23-02-2005, 04:25 PM
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Haha yes I have seen this so called "Vibe 4 U" at the shops. Looks ummm.... interesting lol. Not too keen on the idea though. Any more info on it feathers? lol
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23-02-2005, 04:28 PM
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15 minutes ain't long at all ... only just starting to warm up at that time frame.
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23-02-2005, 04:52 PM
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23-02-2005, 05:24 PM
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LOL Rob, don't make me scan the leaflet in...
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23-02-2005, 06:28 PM
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Oh I could say sooooo much. I'll just agree with;
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23-02-2005, 07:04 PM
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23-02-2005, 07:07 PM
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Well considering 65% of women do not reach orgasm through penetrative intercourse alone (they need good attention elsewhere - note the use of the word GOOD) then I would say that the 35% left might get something out of it.
Damn the 35% to hell! lol :
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23-02-2005, 07:30 PM
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Oh god.
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24-02-2005, 06:05 PM
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What do the guys really think? Wouldnt it feel a bit too 'sus' havin somethin vibrating down there?
Actually, some of you better not answer that one.... |
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24-02-2005, 08:45 PM
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15 mins? pffft....
*shifty eyes* :-Stu 
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