Funny jokes

[GTHO3_2]

Lets get a tread going where we can all add some jokes,ill get the ball rolling




Whats the definition of confusion


10 blind lesbians in a fish market

[champsky]

definition of ridiculous:

2 bald men fighting over a comb :P


meh....som im not that funny, at least i got charisma :P
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[InitialD]

Man walks into a bar...

No seriously thats the joke

[RSgerry]

definition of disgusting...

sha..................... actually, i better leave that one there.

three mice, an english mouse, a scottish ouse and an irish mouse were at the funeral of their welsh friend who was killed by an old lady with a brrom.

they were having a drink afterwards and each of them agreed that they were too tough to be killed in that manner.

the english mouse downed his lager, looked at the other two mice and said "i am so tough, i go to mousetraps, lie on my back, spring the trap and catch the bar in my teeth. i then two twenty push ups to work up an appetite, grab the cheese and go home". the othet two agreed that this was very tough.

the scottish mouse downed his pint, looked at the other two mice and said "i am so tough, i go looking for rat poison. when i find some, i take it home and mix some with my coffee in the morning for an extra buzz". the other two agreed that this was also very tough.

the irish mouse looked at the other two, downed his guinness and said "sod this, i'm off home to shag the cat"

[needturbo6]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

[needturbo6]

what do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
a winky wonky donkey

what do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye breaking wind?
a stinky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye breaking wind and wearing blue suede shoes?
a honkey tonky stinky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye breaking wind and wearing blue suede shoes and playing a piano?
a plinky plonky honkey tonky stinky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing a piano and driving a bus?
very talented....

[Jaeger]

One of my favourite jokes....

> An Australian goes on a safari in Africa, taking his pet dingo along
for
> company.
>
> One day, the dingo starts chasing butterflies and before long
discovers
> that
> he is lost.
>
> Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
> with the obvious intention of having lunch.
> The dingo thinks, "Geez, I'm in deep trouble now!"
> Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles
> down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dingo exclaims loudly,
"Struth,
> that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
> here?"
>
> Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
> terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
> "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dingo nearly had me."
> Meanwhile, a monkey had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree.
> He figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes after the leopard.
> But the dingo sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
> figures that something must be up.
> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes
> a deal for himself with the leopard.
> The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
hop
> on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving Aussie
dingo."
> The dingo sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks,
> "Struth, what am I going to do now?"
> But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers,
> pretending he hasn't seen them yet.
Just when they get close enough to hear, the dingo says, "Where the bloody
hell is that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another
leopard."

[Robocop]

haha i like that one

[GTHO3_2]

oh damm

[deesun]

It had been a very bad day in court for Michael Jackson alegation after allegation a gruelling cross examination and by days end poor old Jackson was at his wits end almost suicidal. Leaving the court was no better ,jeering crowds pooring rain his umbrella turning inside out in the strong wind. Eventually into the van and off coinciding with a huge traffic jam. Crawling through the traffic Jackson decided to end it all when they approached a bridge he jumped out of the van and threw himself off the bridge into the raging currents of the river. A search started immediatly and after a while through the rain and wind they found Jackson in the river on the other side .

Bobbing up and down on a bouy.

[GTHO3_2]

saw that one coming

[XAGSV8]

Originally Posted by deesun

It had been a very bad day in court for Michael Jackson alegation after allegation a gruelling cross examination and by days end poor old Jackson was at his wits end almost suicidal. Leaving the court was no better ,jeering crowds pooring rain his umbrella turning inside out in the strong wind. Eventually into the van and off coinciding with a huge traffic jam. Crawling through the traffic Jackson decided to end it all when they approached a bridge he jumped out of the van and threw himself off the bridge into the raging currents of the river. A search started immediatly and after a while through the rain and wind they found Jackson in the river on the other side .

Bobbing up and down on a bouy.

When is it bedtime in Neverland ?

When the big hand touches the little.

[TheSneakiness]

Originally Posted by GSWXA

When is it bedtime in Neverland ?

When the big hand touches the little.

[xr8edute]

oh man that is just wrong. sick sick sick little monkey haha

[460cixy]

Whats the definition of confusion

farthers day in mogo