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Old 19-01-2006, 02:40 PM   #1
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Default On his death bed....

His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale
lips began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent "Becky," he said ! in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I.... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

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Old 20-01-2006, 06:27 AM   #2
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Charming! I have enough nightmares now without adding more............


"runs away shakinggggg"
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Old 20-01-2006, 06:59 AM   #3
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My wife did quite like this one......not a good sign.....
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Old 20-01-2006, 07:12 AM   #4
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Old 20-01-2006, 07:34 AM   #5
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My wife did quite like this one......not a good sign.....
: Ha ha dont go to sleep buddy............
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Old 20-01-2006, 07:42 AM   #6
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Old 20-01-2006, 11:40 AM   #7
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Old 20-01-2006, 01:40 PM   #8
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I get alittle worried when the Mrs watch's those crime shows on Fox...
Not the mother in law...No way....
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