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Old 06-12-2005, 09:32 AM   #1
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Default A maths test!

I Hope not a repost?



This will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok?
Let’s start!

1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.

2. Multiply this number by 50.

3. Add to the result 44.

4. Then, multiply by 200.

5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 105.

If you have not celebrated it yet add 104.

6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year (for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).

Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures.

So:

The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.

The last two figures correspond to your age.

But the best has still to came......

The second and the third figure point out

THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!


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Old 06-12-2005, 10:43 AM   #2
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You get 69 as the position every time, no matter what... and if you don't, I can't be bothered trying it any more times with any more different combinations....
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Old 06-12-2005, 11:00 AM   #3
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Old 06-12-2005, 11:07 AM   #4
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I had a 6 figure number ;)
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:11 PM   #5
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lol... it doesnt work if you want to have sex 270 times a week ;)
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:17 PM   #6
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lol... it doesnt work if you want to have sex 270 times a week ;)
Uh... yes it does... it gave me 2,706,917 or 2706917... 270 - 69 - 17. See :P
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Old 06-12-2005, 01:41 PM   #7
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hehe... fair enough. I was referring to the fact that it didn't come up with a five figure sum.

Well I guess there is only one way to prove this theory. I need two hundred and seventy volunteers...
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Old 06-12-2005, 02:19 PM   #8
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hehe... fair enough. I was referring to the fact that it didn't come up with a five figure sum.

Well I guess there is only one way to prove this theory. I need two hundred and seventy volunteers...
I'd be impressed if you still liked 69s after that. You'd be breaking the scientific study if you decided to go doggy after number 15.
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Didn't work for me. I'm not 17, and last I knew 68 wasn't a position. *confuzzled* (and somewhat disappointed) :(
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Old 06-12-2005, 02:49 PM   #10
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It doesn't work if you are over 100 years old!
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Old 06-12-2005, 03:00 PM   #11
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hahaha thats funny as, 206919, worked for me
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Old 06-12-2005, 06:57 PM   #12
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lol... it doesnt work if you want to have sex 270 times a week ;)
Yeah, but it doesn't count if you are doing it on your own!
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The equation or the bit you need for sex?
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Old 06-12-2005, 11:05 PM   #15
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Didn't work for me. I'm not 17, and last I knew 68 wasn't a position. *confuzzled* (and somewhat disappointed) :(
No it isn't, but it is last position you have to do before you turn around.
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