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Old 05-12-2005, 08:07 PM   #1
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Default A simple chicken joke

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning
against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.



The egg, looking a bit ****ed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over,
and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question".




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Old 05-12-2005, 08:16 PM   #2
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YESSS!!!! good one !
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Old 05-12-2005, 08:18 PM   #3
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Old, but still funny!!!
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:09 PM   #4
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So the earth did'nt move??????
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:22 PM   #5
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That is so deep
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Old 06-12-2005, 11:04 AM   #6
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Had to read it twice. Now I get it.
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Old 06-12-2005, 05:30 PM   #7
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*warning*

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the chicken came first?
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