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Old 08-11-2005, 02:10 PM   #1
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I wouldn't normally send on this sort of scare-mongering but this
comes from a very reliable source and warning is genuine.

Yesterday, a friend of mine was travelling on a train from Brisbane.

A man of Middle-Eastern appearance got off the train and my friend noticed
that he had left his bag behind. He grabbed the bag and ran after
him, caught up with him in the station and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful, he looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered

"I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a word of
advice for you : Stay away from Inala"

My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?", he asked him.

"No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a sh*thole.

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Old 08-11-2005, 02:28 PM   #2
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Lol!!! That, my friend - is very classy.

Nice work ;)
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Old 08-11-2005, 02:33 PM   #3
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BWA HAHAHAHA! Golden.
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Old 08-11-2005, 02:36 PM   #4
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out: And i thought it was legitimate. very good.....
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Old 08-11-2005, 02:37 PM   #5
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Cute, pity I heard the same joke with different names about 2 years ago. But what the hell we all know QLD is a few years behind the rest of OZ
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Old 08-11-2005, 03:00 PM   #6
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I'm sure Wagga Wagga really is the cutting edge too!
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:09 PM   #7
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ROFL...

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Old 08-11-2005, 05:17 PM   #8
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i was disspaointed it was a joke
was thinking sweet..inalas gonna be goooone
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #9
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I got a warning for you to. I was at home last night when there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, there was a gentleman who said he was conducting a survey and would I mind participating. I agreed. The guy asked me if he could see my bum. So I showed him my bum. Guys, this is a scam. He only wants to see your bum. There is no actual survey. Wish I had known about this scam earlier. I feel so violated.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:52 PM   #10
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I got a warning for you to. I was at home last night when there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, there was a gentleman who said he was conducting a survey and would I mind participating. I agreed. The guy asked me if he could see my bum. So I showed him my bum. Guys, this is a scam. He only wants to see your bum. There is no actual survey. Wish I had known about this scam earlier. I feel so violated.
Don't tell me they got you too!!!
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:53 PM   #11
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ahahaha well done.
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Don't tell me they got you too!!!
I thought I was the only one.
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Old 08-11-2005, 06:11 PM   #13
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Old 08-11-2005, 08:32 PM   #14
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i can't stop laughing, good stuff!!! : :
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:09 AM   #15
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Ha Ha Hence the name BUCKNAKED, Who in thier right mind would just drop thier dacs and show the ol chocie starfish??????????
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:57 AM   #16
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Jarrod (EDMonty) wanted to hurt me after I sent him this bad joke:

A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.


It was a sh*tzu.
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:16 AM   #17
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I remember seeing a similar joke in my inbox yesterday :P
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:49 PM   #18
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Jarrod (EDMonty) wanted to hurt me after I sent him this bad joke:

A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.


It was a sh*tzu.
Bindi,
That was the best Joke ive heard today!!! Slow day but.
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:28 PM   #19
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Jarrod (EDMonty) wanted to hurt me after I sent him this bad joke:

A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.


It was a sh*tzu.
LMAO ... I can see why Jarrod would want to do that now.
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:41 PM   #20
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