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Old 07-11-2005, 09:01 PM   #1
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Default The horth withperer.

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says
he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this
point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, ca n I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far
as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and
slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that;
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

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Old 07-11-2005, 09:04 PM   #2
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hehe, heard it before but still funny..

good one
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:40 PM   #3
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Gid up, woah back, etc, etc.

Nice one Rodney!!

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