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Old 06-10-2005, 08:47 AM   #1
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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You
know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a
new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at
least she will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last
anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the
Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she
would have enjoyed the trip, & she would have known that I loved her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt & a vibrator. I figured if she
didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f**k herself."

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Old 06-10-2005, 09:58 AM   #2
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Hahaha nice, I'm gonna tell my mates that one!!
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:03 AM   #3
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Thats gold!
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:35 AM   #4
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Another Anniversary one....
WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee In front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues...
"Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out today."
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:38 AM   #5
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ROFL!!! that last one is hilarious
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:43 AM   #6
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Both Great ROLF!!!
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Old 06-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #7
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That was classic. I prefered the second one.
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:42 PM   #8
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oh man if only i had a girl i would so say that to her (the second one)....
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Old 06-10-2005, 06:46 PM   #9
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Classic, 2nd one cracked me up
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both good ones, charliewool. roflmao.
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Old 06-10-2005, 08:06 PM   #11
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Got an email that may offend some cricket lovers......but here goes anyway

Q If David Hooks was such a good batsman, why didn't he see the bouncer coming? :monkes:
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Old 07-10-2005, 05:44 PM   #12
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HA! HA! HA!, ive added both Anniversary jokes to my collection
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