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30-09-2005, 07:37 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"The government today announced that it is changing its"
Coat-of-Arms from the Kangaroo, Emu and Wattle sprig to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr--ks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being sc--wed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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30-09-2005, 03:29 PM
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To shreads you say?!
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thats pretty apt really!
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30-09-2005, 03:54 PM
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Yea, well summed up.
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30-09-2005, 07:10 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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Makes sense to me!
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30-09-2005, 07:29 PM
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i like to be stroked
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why dont pollos get circimsized
because there is no end to the *****
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30-09-2005, 08:33 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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And the victorian one has a speed camera attached, as well as a warning that burning rubber may be bad for your wallet.
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