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23-09-2005, 02:38 PM
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XB in parts...
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Thought these were pretty funny.
 
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23-09-2005, 03:19 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"this should get some mileage"
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23-09-2005, 06:07 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Oh goddamn, that was brill... my fave is number 2 for the men! :nutsycuck
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23-09-2005, 08:02 PM
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Has Blue Blood
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this is hell funny ! I am going to get a few slaps i the face in the next couple of weeks . I can see it now ! :yeees:
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23-09-2005, 08:04 PM
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...fairly odd
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lol...not bad.
number 2 for the men, "overly caucasian" is that really politically correct?
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23-09-2005, 09:58 PM
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That was a great read. The one that stands out in my mind is the first male one " He does not have a beer gut - he has developed a liquid storage facility".
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23-09-2005, 11:13 PM
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Gold ... simply Gold
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23-09-2005, 11:53 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Nah mate, I'll tell you whats funny. The line in your sig that says:
"I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat." Now that... Is f***ing hilarious!
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24-09-2005, 01:24 AM
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Beware of mood swings!
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LMAO!
Brilliant stuff!  :
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24-09-2005, 09:03 AM
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Hahahaha, #2 for the men is me :hihi:
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25-09-2005, 09:22 PM
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LOL@"Previously Enjoyed Champion"!!!
Gonna have to use that one on the girls at work... & see if any figure it out  :
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Sadly, my dancing is even worse then that, I think if I was to try and dance someone would call an ambulance because they would think I'm having some sort of a seizure - I make Peter Garrett look like like he is an excellent dancer :hihi:
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