Joke..The hypnotist.....

[ebxr8240]

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having
all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
"What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not
have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on
the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes
passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back
and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the
bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and
saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"

[gtfpv]

thats gold .

[Captain Stubing]

I'll pay that... I won't tell the missus, though!!!

[svo347]

Classic...

[keepinup]

Good stuff

[andrew_smith_84]

good 1, maybe the admins should open up a separate forum for all of these jokes :

[bindi]

That was an awesome joke, loved it! Here's one I got sent today (no offence intended - I'm still waiting for the redhead jokes lol):

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts???"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, I think so. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars -- but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."

[megsy]

hell yeah!!!!!!!!! ROFL

[AdzT3-146]

ahaha. both of them are great.

[Feathers]

Heard the first one before, but the second one is gold!!

[The Mighty Red]

bwahahahahahaha gold ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! 2 great jokes ahahahaha

[stiddy]

LMFAO awsome jokes