Joke :)

bindi · 17-08-2005, 10:05 AM

A policeman pulled a car over on the highway. When the policeman asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to do a show at the circus. He didn't want to be late.

The cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He Juggler said he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The cop said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the cop got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken man got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The cop observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

Sagerian · 17-08-2005, 10:28 AM

Hehe, good one.

bindi · 17-08-2005, 10:39 AM

Oh oh oh! I was just sent this link, omg some of them are hilarious (be warned, occasional coarse language used).

http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/showthread.php?t=20498

Mudzy · 31-08-2005, 09:06 PM

A jumbo jet is coming into Tampa Airport on its final approach.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay."
He forgets to switch off the intercom.
Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the pit.
The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"
Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge boobs out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and put it to her big time all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run toward the pit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a first."