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Old 24-02-2008, 07:13 AM   #31
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My hubby found moth eggs in his wagon wheel years ago....he wondered why it tasted peppery....lol....needless to say he spat it out....lol
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Old 24-02-2008, 08:00 AM   #32
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Old 24-02-2008, 08:39 AM   #33
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I have found a cockroach in a loaf of brad that had been sliced by the bakery. I have also had a piece of plastic in a caesar salad.
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Old 24-02-2008, 09:10 AM   #34
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We were having some Devinshire Tea at a local Cafe and I was wandering why The tea wasnt pouring out of the pot properly.
Opened up the tea pot and found a couple of cockroaches floating around in there.

Didnt taste to bad though
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Old 24-02-2008, 10:43 AM   #35
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i once ate a 4 n 20 beef n mushroom pie from a yuck truck at work and it had a half burnt match stick in it, my partners cousin was at sizzler in tullamarine a few years back and ordered the chicken and the chef decided to use his own seaman to dress it she got very sick made a big fuss about it they investigated and found traces of seaman thruout the kitchen. she got no compensation but the chef was sacked and she was offered a coupon to allow her to eat thier for free for a full year wich she never used understandably. not long after that their doors were closed for good and re opened as a dicaprio's.
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Old 24-02-2008, 11:06 AM   #36
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Found a hair in a meat pie once. As i dont actually eat the meat i found it sitting on the bottom (between the meat and pastry). I took it the headquarters of the company and they were more amazed that i dont eat the meat out of pies. They compensated me with a box of 25 pies. I gave them away and haven had a meat pie since.
So, you buy a MEAT pie and only east the pastry? That is beyond odd.
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Old 24-02-2008, 11:07 AM   #37
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i once ate a 4 n 20 beef n mushroom pie from a yuck truck at work and it had a half burnt match stick in it, my partners cousin was at sizzler in tullamarine a few years back and ordered the chicken and the chef decided to use his own seaman to dress it she got very sick made a big fuss about it they investigated and found traces of seaman thruout the kitchen. she got no compensation but the chef was sacked and she was offered a coupon to allow her to eat thier for free for a full year wich she never used understandably. not long after that their doors were closed for good and re opened as a dicaprio's.
Hopefully their catch phrase wasnt "thank you come again"
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Old 24-02-2008, 11:18 AM   #38
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Hopefully their catch phrase wasnt "thank you come again"
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Hopefully their catch phrase wasnt "thank you come again"
haha it was prolly the chefs kitchen modo.
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Old 24-02-2008, 11:36 AM   #40
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Sargents pie are great.
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Sargents pie are great.

sargents pies are the only pies i eat now chicken and veggie mmm, my missus was just telling me she once got a cheese burger at maccas that had chocolate sauce they use on the sundaes in her burger lol, i guess one of thier 12 year old cooks prolly thought it would be funny to do.
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We were having some Devinshire Tea at a local Cafe and I was wandering why The tea wasnt pouring out of the pot properly.
Opened up the tea pot and found a couple of cockroaches floating around in there.

Didnt taste to bad though
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Old 24-02-2008, 08:05 PM   #43
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can't say i've ever found anything unusual...although a few years ago when I lived in Alice I did hear of one of the supermarkets, not naming names, getting into trouble because someone found a condom in a leg of lamb....I don't think it was used tho, don't know how true either....
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can't say i've ever found anything unusual...although a few years ago when I lived in Alice I did hear of one of the supermarkets, not naming names, getting into trouble because someone found a condom in a leg of lamb....I don't think it was used tho, don't know how true either....
Kiwi butcher perhaps
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Kiwi butcher perhaps
His name was marty I heard ( come-marty come-marty.... haka)
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His name was marty I heard ( come-marty come-marty.... haka)
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i've seen the old fly baked into a bread loaf.

also when i was working at a supermarket some time ago a customer brought back
one of the hot cooked chickens.
all the outside had been cooked but someone must have taken it off early becuase
the inside was still bloody and the customer had eaten some. it smelled awful.
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Old 24-02-2008, 09:27 PM   #49
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three staples in a meat pie. Can remember the brand as I was only 9 or 10. But one of them made my gum bleed :(
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also when i was working at a supermarket some time ago a customer brought back
one of the hot cooked chickens.
all the outside had been cooked but someone must have taken it off early becuase
the inside was still bloody and the customer had eaten some. it smelled awful.
I've had far too many experiences with uncooked chook.
Chicken Parma at Emerald QLD. Raw in the middle, luckily the missus didn't eat any. It took over an hour to get it, then it rocks up raw... Wasn't too impressed.

Also had a problem with a chicken Caesar wrap from a local shop. They used frozen crumbed chicken pieces and didn't allow the extra time to let it thaw. Brown on the outside, raw in the middle. Also did my block.

Only thing I've had in anything.... part of a plastic glove at Subway.

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Old 24-02-2008, 11:17 PM   #51
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One of my mums old friends had ordered some steak from a restaurant, and it was not cooked properly, so she sent it back to be cooked some more, and it still wasn't cooked enough, so she sent it back a third time, and it was OK. By the way, we aren't talking one of those fussy people, the meat was pretty raw. She ate it and was soon in the toilet tossing her guts up. Turns out the cook had got the sh*ts and urinated on it. I think she ordered steak, not sausage.

Also found a used bandaid in a tray of meat once. Got a refund on that one, and no doubt the blokes out back were spoken to!
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Old 24-02-2008, 11:44 PM   #52
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i keep finding onions on my steak sangers.???? even when they write on the order "no onion" ... : :

best i`ve seen is a cockroach in the bottom of a icecream cone ( prepaked drumstick / corneto style.) cant remember which brand.
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Here's a true story for ya's....pretty gross dont read if you have a weak stomach

my wife's brother when younger went to a qld training camp for the state rugby league side in Brisbane, he stayed in a dorm with a few other blokes.

They all made a pact that when one of them left, they would leave a mystery crap in the room. The first couple of blokes did the usual hide under the cushion, dont flush toilet trick, but after the 3rd guy went they had no idea.

A few days later they found that the tub of butter they were using on their toast had been melted down...had business put in it then butter poured back in. They were all sickened by the act, but the guy was declared the outright winner....
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Old 25-02-2008, 02:23 AM   #54
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Ewww...I can't believe it's not real butter!!
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Old 25-02-2008, 12:42 PM   #55
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plastic in ice cream, rock in a pie, but the worst was Orange and MANGO juice when it should have been just ORANGE JUICE in the carton yeech.

I saw a show on tv once about this.... the worst thing they showed was a mouse that had crawled into a loaf of bread and then cooked and sliced, each slice of bread had a cross section of a mouse yuck...
Yeah I got the photo here lol....




Oops already posted up.... Oh well, read the entire thread next time
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My mate went to a restraunt in Adelaide and had a curried mealo and found a maggot crawling round the rim of his plate
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