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Old 19-01-2007, 12:10 AM   #31
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my missus gets really upset with me perving all the time . i dont think it's fair because 1 : she knows where i'm looking before i do. and 2 : is it my fault that the girl i'm perving on is advertising what she has ??
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Old 19-01-2007, 09:53 AM   #32
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When I was working in Brissy I copped an eye full of a young [nicker less] lady walking up a flight of stairs in front of me (we worked at the same company). Frankly, I found it offensive. Why do ladies do this??
I had a similar thing happen once except it was an old man wearing a ruffle skirt and a glomesh crop top coming down a flight of stairs at a carpark in Kings Cross. Why do old men do this??
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Old 19-01-2007, 12:41 PM   #33
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Does it occur to anyone else that this guy has been doing it for 4 years...!!

Impressive....wonder how he got busted in the end.

There is another bloke ho got busted because he had a camera angles upwards mounted in a briefcase. He used to put the case down next to women who where standing I guess and click click.

internet p-orn is just so much easier to get....
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Old 19-01-2007, 01:52 PM   #34
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I had a similar thing happen once except it was an old man wearing a ruffle skirt and a glomesh crop top coming down a flight of stairs at a carpark in Kings Cross. Why do old men do this??
YUK!!! you win..... Seeing that would have set back the libido six months. :
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Old 19-01-2007, 03:20 PM   #35
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When I was working in Brissy I copped an eye full of a young [nicker less] lady walking up a flight of stairs in front of me (we worked at the same company). Frankly, I found it offensive. Why do ladies do this??

This guy is a sicko freak and should spend a long holiday in a small room with Bubba.
What company? Writing up my resume now...
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Old 19-01-2007, 06:29 PM   #36
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When I was working in Brissy I copped an eye full of a young [nicker less] lady walking up a flight of stairs in front of me (we worked at the same company). Frankly, I found it offensive. Why do ladies do this??

This guy is a sicko freak and should spend a long holiday in a small room with Bubba.
offended by a young knicker less lady wtf?, i thought you were ment to be offended by coping an eyefull of an old knicker-less lady :evil_laug
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Old 19-01-2007, 06:38 PM   #37
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What happened to just using a mirror? Or even a really good spit polish.
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Old 19-01-2007, 06:42 PM   #38
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Upon reading this I am absolutely sickened!

How dare those women not wear underpants and not be in the vicinity of me!

But the questions is, "Why doesn't he go to a strip club?"

Because it's part of the game...the thrill. Those primal urges to find your own meat!

I wish a young, attractive vixen would walk up a flight of stairs in front of me with no undies on.

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Old 19-01-2007, 06:43 PM   #39
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my missus gets really upset with me perving all the time . i dont think it's fair because 1 : she knows where i'm looking before i do. and 2 : is it my fault that the girl i'm perving on is advertising what she has ??
She should be proud that you are still with her. Obviously, none of the others you perve at can compare.
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Old 19-01-2007, 07:04 PM   #41
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Hehehehe woooooooooops. lol bet he didnt expect to get caught..
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Old 19-01-2007, 09:44 PM   #42
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my missus gets really upset with me perving all the time . i dont think it's fair because 1 : she knows where i'm looking before i do. and 2 : is it my fault that the girl i'm perving on is advertising what she has ??

I have to agree here, I imagine there is a bit of of this in all of us - its just that most of us would not fit cameras to our shoes.

There is a reason humans have bred so well over the last few centuries, we are naturally attracted to the opposite sex.

I have read some research that people of all sexual persuasions have their heart rate rise a little when they see a healthy version of the opposite sex. I googled for it but no luck.

I think most people (if they admit it or not) look when there is something on show.
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There is a reason humans have bred so well over the last few centuries, we are naturally attracted to the opposite sex.
Ahhh, it all makes sense now......
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Ahhh, it all makes sense now......

Didnt meant to make it sound patronising. But we do seem to breed really well!
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It is a known fact that every man will turn around for a look when his mates tell him to. Even if they say "check out the huge naked chick with the flies and stuff"..... face it, you'd have a look.
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It is a known fact that every man will turn around for a look when his mates tell him to. Even if they say "check out the huge naked chick with the flies and stuff"..... face it, you'd have a look.
I can't say I'd be too interested. :
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It is a known fact that every man will turn around for a look when his mates tell him to. Even if they say "check out the huge naked chick with the flies and stuff"..... face it, you'd have a look.
It also works with stuff that is high on the "grot spectrum".

If somebody said, "Look at that lady with the male appendage", you'd still look because it's like, "duuuuude, that's just not cool!"

It is true.
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I can't say I'd be too interested. :
Ok.... but you'd still turn around wouldn't you.
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Ok.... but you'd still turn around wouldn't you.
Yeah you're probably right, just for shits and giggles :
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She should be proud that you are still with her. Obviously, none of the others you perve at can compare.
hahahahahahahah. /or take 65% of everything i own + my kids and 1/2 my net earnigs for the next 12 years :
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hahahahahahahah. /or take 65% of everything i own + my kids and 1/2 my net earnigs for the next 12 years :
Yeah "curiosty killed the cat" could be likened to "what started out as a perve, sunk my life" :
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