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Old 04-01-2007, 09:54 AM   #1
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* Open topped tour bus (ideal for hubristic "Victory Parade" or similar)
* Four-hour booking of Trafalgar Square (booked months ago, now not required)
* 2 tonnes of confetti (used once only)
* 10,000 copies of CD recording of 'Jerusalem' sang by English cricket team (need to offload ASAP; make good coasters)
* Autobiography book deal "How Good Am I??" with top London publisher (no longer required)
* 40,000 miniature Union Jack flags (pre-ordered, now no takers)
* Box full of MBEs, OBEs and other miscellaneous gongs (can't find anyone to pin them on)
* Trophy cabinet (empty, used for only 14 months and won't be needed again)
* Weekend for 2 at the exclusive 'Marcus Trescothick Private Retreat and Health Spa' (absolute seclusion guaranteed)

Everything must go!!

All serious offers considered!!

Enquiries to:

Mr F Flintoff
England & Wales Cricket Board
Lord's
London NW8 8QZ

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Old 04-01-2007, 10:04 AM   #2
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:06 AM   #3
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Classic!
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:21 AM   #4
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