Ford Songs

LukeyBAXR6 · 26-10-2006, 10:19 PM

Looking through my computer tonight, i stumbled across some funny songs i remember i got from Ambrose's site. Not sure if there still there, i'd gather not.. so i figured i'd re-share them with everyone.

Feel free :Reverend:

Timmay - Blue Oval

Download: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vu3dgf

For those of you who can't download it i've written down the lyrics..

Quote:

With a BA Falcon So Fast,
Ambrose will kick their.. Ask yourself a question!
Why do Holden's always have to pit?
Because the Commodore is.. Chevy's little sister!

Oooo oooooh ooooohh ooooohh ooooooh Australia, blue oval reigns forever

If you drive a Ford and keep it off the walls,
Then it shows that you've got.. Better brakes and handling,
This will lead to a faster lap,
While making Holden's look plain.. Cranky that their not as fast!

Oooo oooooh ooooohh ooooohh ooooooh Australia blue oval reigns forever

Skaify keeps the drivers on their toes,
With extra downforce from his.. Know what sort of car I like?,

Oooo oooooh ooooohh ooooohh ooooooh Australia blue oval reigns forever

Murphy must be praying for some luck,
But his Commodore's still.. Finishing the race!
As he gave Bargwanna a shunt,
And little Bargs' replied you.. Can't drive into me like that!

Oooo oooooh ooooohh ooooohh ooooooh Australia blue oval reigns forever

AVESCO make the laws,
Ingall replies.. Up you the mighty Fords!
So if Holden's make you bored,
Then make the switch to Fords!

Oooo oooooh ooooohh ooooohh ooooooh Australia... blue oval reigns foreeeeeever!

Timmay - The Devil Racer

Haven't written down these lyrics unfortunatley.

Download: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ktngha

Davo - Last Kleenex Tissue

Haven't written down these lyrics unfortunatley.

Download: http://www.sendspace.com/file/p28cjo

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fiery · 26-10-2006, 10:24 PM

They are awesome.. thanks for sharing

LukeyBAXR6 · 26-10-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fiery

They are awesome.. thanks for sharing

Sharing is caring

XzLr8 · 26-10-2006, 11:42 PM

lmao this guy is bloody talented hahaha. Lovin it well done on this

pHaT`eL · 26-10-2006, 11:52 PM

There gold.. haha..

Scott · 27-10-2006, 12:16 AM

Thanks for caring.

Any idea who it is?

LukeyBAXR6 · 27-10-2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GMH8TR

Thanks for caring.

Any idea who it is?

I've got no idea, i'd gather it was just a fan who sent it into SBR.. but surely a talent like that wouldn't be a no-name.

normxb · 27-10-2006, 04:34 AM

Another old Ford song is "Lord Mr Ford" by Jerry Reed , bout mid 70's.

Can't find the lyrics on the Net , will have to dig the old "45" out and write them down

Stevo · 27-10-2006, 09:09 AM

ahha thanks for sharing

tankclare · 27-10-2006, 11:27 AM

Awesome...love them

As like everyone else...THANKS FOR SHARING THEM

Gambit · 27-10-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LukeEF

I've got no idea, i'd gather it was just a fan who sent it into SBR.. but surely a talent like that wouldn't be a no-name.

His name is Tim & did them on his brothers computer which is why a few of them are under the name Dave/Davo.

He was a guest at our club dinner last year & is a legend. He did a cd with all his songs on there & sold them for $10 each for Ronald mcdonald house.

**TUF_302** · 27-10-2006, 02:59 PM

We need to have a FAF sing along now lol!! :nutsycuck

LukeyBAXR6 · 27-10-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambit

His name is Tim & did them on his brothers computer which is why a few of them are under the name Dave/Davo.

He was a guest at our club dinner last year & is a legend. He did a cd with all his songs on there & sold them for $10 each for Ronald mcdonald house.

Thanks for that mate!

Certainly very talented!

ten[A]cio[U]s · 27-10-2006, 07:22 PM

lol there awesome. Thanks again buddy!

nobbystang · 27-10-2006, 07:24 PM

There's a song out there, FUnky Ford Cortina, ripoff of Funky Cold Medina. Was entertaining from memory

Ruger · 27-10-2006, 07:25 PM

we need a FFAU camping session where we all sit around the fire and sing these lovely songs :P

5L · 28-10-2006, 03:21 AM

with beers

S3SR · 28-10-2006, 07:51 AM

cheers

S3SR · 28-10-2006, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by normxb

Another old Ford song is "Lord Mr Ford" by Jerry Reed , bout mid 70's.

Can't find the lyrics on the Net , will have to dig the old "45" out and write them down

this it

Quote:

LORD, MR. FORD
(Dick Feller)
Jerry Reed - 1973

Well, if you're one of the millions who own one of them gas drinking, piston clinking,
air polluting, smoke belching, four wheeled buggies from Detroit City, then pay attention;
I'm about to sing your song son.

Well, I'm not a man appointed judge
To bear ill-will and hold a grudge
But I think it's time I said me a few choice words
All about that demon automobile
A metal box with the polyglass wheel
The end result to the dream of Henry Ford
Well, I've got a car that's mine alone
That me and the finance company own
A ready made pile of manufactured grief
And if I ain't out of gas in the pouring rain
I'm a-changing a flat in a hurricane
I once spent three days lost on a cloverleaf
Well, it ain't just the smoke and the traffic jam
That makes me the bitter fool I am
But this four wheel buggy is a-dollaring me to death
For gas and oils and fluids and grease
And wires and tires and anti-freeze
And them accessories, well honey that's something else
Well, you can get a stereo tape and a color tv
Get a backseat bar and reclining seats
And just pay once a month, like you do your rent
Well, I figured it up and over a period of time
This four thousand dollar car of mine
Costs fourteen thousand dollars and ninety-nine cents
Well, now Lord Mr. Ford, I just wish that you could see
What your simple horseless carriage has become
Well, it seems your contribution to man
To say the least, got a little out of hand
Well, Lord Mr. Ford, what have you done

Now the average American father and mother
Own one whole car and half another
And I bet that half a car is a trick to buy, don't you?
But the thing that amazes me I guess
Is the way we measure a man's success
By the kind of an automobile he can afford to buy
Well now, red light, green light, traffic cop
Right turn, no turn, must turn, stop
Get out the credit card honey, we're out of gas
Well, now all the car's placed end to end
Would reach to the moon and back again
And there'd probably be some fool pull out to pass
Well now, how I yearn for the good old days
Without that carbon monoxide haze
A-hanging over the roar of the interstate
Well, if the Lord that made the moon and stars
Would have meant for me and you to have cars
He'd have seen that we was all born with a parking space
Lord Mr. Ford, I just wish that you could see
What your simple horseless carriage has become
Well, it seems your contribution to man
To say the least, got a little out of hand
Well, Lord Mr. Ford, what have you done
Come away with me Lucille
In my smoking, choking automobile