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17-01-2005, 08:28 PM
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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my ****ing shoes!"
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17-01-2005, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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well, its funny... but the last one you posted will not be matched for awhile :P
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17-01-2005, 09:59 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Good one!
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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17-01-2005, 10:53 PM
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Excessive Fuel Ingestion
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Queensland Coast
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Q. What goes ninety-nine thump, ninety-nine thump, ninety-nine thump??
A. A centipede with a wooden leg............. Ed 
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