How many clichés?

[flappist]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/200...87_ntnews.html

[GreenMachine]

Nice work.

[|||]

must have been an auto. it would be too diffucult in a manual

[MotherNatureVer2]

Oh My !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flappist]

Originally Posted by NT News

Driver abuses speed limit and himself
PHOEBE STEWART

July 31st, 2008

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Mr Erhardt applied twice for bail last week so he could get married before going to jail.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.

Just in case it disappears

Late news. The police were first alerted that he was a wan ker when they noticed he had his fog lights on when it was not foggy.

"This is a dead give away that the driver is a masterbating dope" an anonymous spokesman stated.

[Rodp]

What? No hookers?

[RG]

Hahahahahaha what a fool!

[Falcon_Phill]

Someone was having fun.

[Dauphin]

Some people...........

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...15-421,00.html

Driver abuses speed limit and himself

July 31, 2008 09:38am
Article from: Northern Territory News

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A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.

[V3RSAC3]

Duuuuuuude, Nooooooooooooooo : :MrT_anim:

[flappist]

repost

[XR8GRL]

what a t0sser.

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[Hunter]

Heh, wait for it, just wait for it, someone is going to point out the make of the car... I think the car's make and what the driver was doing are no coincidence...

[xe351]

hahaha, i wonder if the tow truck driver was told before or after of what happened in that car? bet he washed his hands a couple of hundred times lol

sounds like something out of supertroupers

[Falc'man]

Originally Posted by Hunter

Heh, wait for it, just wait for it, someone is going to point out the make of the car... I think the car's make and what the driver was doing are no coincidence...

Yeah... aren't they all?

[Cobra]

That's one of the funniest conundrums I've ever read somebody to be in.

[Plugg3r]

Yep, reading the paper this morning made me laugh my head off..

Imagine driving at 150 and ****ing off the dude has some skills, too bad if a roo ran out in front of him then he would of had an orgy instead..

Damn some people are stupid, worst bit is he lives near me obviously.. .. .. . ..

[JG66ME]

He must not of known wether he was coming or going.

[rodderz]

So the car wasn't the only thing he was flogging?

[Plugg3r]

Its a Commonwhore, it expects to be ran like that.. SV6 though.. God must made a bit of cash of the Cannabis.

[BIGJB]

How funny is that.

[xe351]

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...15#post2252215

[xe351]

Originally Posted by Plugg3r

Yep, reading the paper this morning made me laugh my head off..

Imagine driving at 150 and ****ing off the dude has some skills, too bad if a roo ran out in front of him then he would of had an orgy instead..

Damn some people are stupid, worst bit is he lives near me obviously.. .. .. . ..

would he then have to change cars and buy a jackaroo?

[prydey]

Originally Posted by flappist

Just in case it disappears

Late news. The police were first alerted that he was a wan ker when they noticed he had his fog lights on when it was not foggy.

"This is a dead give away that the driver is a masterbating dope" an anonymous spokesman stated.

too true. has been discussed many times but you are right. a dead giveaway indeed.

[schnoods]

Getting used to driving 180 odd km/hr you can understand how someone could be "relaxed" behind the wheel enough to do that at 150.

Though all he needed was a Bon Jovi cd in the deck and he woulda had high speed Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll.

[The Yeti]

Originally Posted by Plugg3r

Yep, reading the paper this morning made me laugh my head off..

Imagine driving at 150 and ****ing off the dude has some skills, too bad if a roo ran out in front of him then he would of had an orgy instead..

Damn some people are stupid, worst bit is he lives near me obviously.. .. .. . ..

He could have shot it out the window as he went

his dad must be so proud

Some one has to make a move out of this not some sick porno I'm thinking a trop fest type thing

[blueoval]

talk about having your hands full.

What can possess a bloke to want to flog ya log while on ya own and a boot full of happy weed?

[FGII-XR6]

Originally Posted by flappist

The police were first alerted that he was a wan ker when they noticed he had his fog lights on when it was not foggy.

not to mention the fact he was driving a crummydore

[DJM83]

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[Ozzyiceman]

Surely this has to be a 'sticky' thread!