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13-02-2006, 02:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I hope none of the beautiful forum females don't get any of these tomorrow
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY  : TO EVERYONE  : 1. Thought that I could love no other That is until I met your brother. 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 3. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was ИИИИed. 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not 6. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face 7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life 9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming 10. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" 12. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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13-02-2006, 02:40 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Gee messages like that makes me kind of pleased I am single, no need to worry if those types of messages might be on the way
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13-02-2006, 02:54 PM
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Location: Australia
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Gawd the above is sic !! Why do you do this to yourselves ? lol.......
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13-02-2006, 03:04 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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 The singles scene is scary these days.
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13-02-2006, 05:16 PM
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i dare any of you guys to say this to your missus even as a joke.....i'd be one dead motherИИИИer!
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13-02-2006, 07:38 PM
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Slide Baby Slide
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Classic!
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14-02-2006, 04:39 AM
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hunting 300kw's
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Location: Bendigo
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8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life I'm gonna use that one on the missus today, if I'm not heard from for 4 days i'll be in the hospitial |
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14-02-2006, 09:25 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Not meaning to be offensive, but Valentines Day is another piece of Americanised Commercialised CRAP!!!!
My wife and I have been married for near on 29 years, she is the greatest wife and mother ever, but I tell her that all the time not just on February 14th.
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14-02-2006, 09:29 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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14-02-2006, 10:58 AM
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Location: Adelaide
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I recently "broke up" with a great girl so she could have her own space. I still care about her and told her all the time......although I was looking forward to finally having a valentines day where I wasn't single...oh well, maybe next year.
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14-02-2006, 12:52 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Happy ИИИИing valentines day...
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14-02-2006, 01:37 PM
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14-02-2006, 01:58 PM
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dazed&confused
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I have been married 13 years and I only get to express my love once a year usually my birtday.  : : :
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14-02-2006, 03:34 PM
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Right out sideways
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14-02-2006, 04:55 PM
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happy valentines car, i love you so much!!!
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14-02-2006, 04:57 PM
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14-02-2006, 05:01 PM
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14-02-2006, 05:01 PM
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If you want to be with someone you will find them if you allow yourself to  *not that I am bitter and twisted at all* :(I bought myself a tat for valentines day lol) |
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14-02-2006, 05:35 PM
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yeah women are great, have you ever wondered why homosexuals are called "gay"? Gay meaning Happy? Happy without a woman nagging them. See the train of logic? This is the lengths a man needs to go to be happy now days..... so whos first? Ive got alot of love to give.
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14-02-2006, 05:38 PM
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Slide Baby Slide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SA - The Drift State
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Ever wonder why guys in relationships don't do many stupid things?
They got a woman there. Now break down the word woman and what do ya get WO-MAN as in WO-MAN you aint gonna do that!
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:the_finge You want more inches...........STROKE IT!!! :the_finge Mr Super Skid-Man |
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14-02-2006, 05:50 PM
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this year is the first year ive had someone to celebrate it with... and its so much better... got 500g of lindt chocolate... hmmm yummmm... bought her 500 buck earrings though... lol
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14-02-2006, 05:52 PM
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Ill give my missus a block of chocolate and see if I get a rolex.
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14-02-2006, 07:02 PM
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14-02-2006, 07:56 PM
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Chocolates for $500 earings? Ripped!
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14-02-2006, 08:06 PM
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And I get "What's the matter with you?" for a reply. Feel the love!
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15-02-2006, 05:14 AM
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hunting 300kw's
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15-02-2006, 05:50 PM
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Mate of mine drives trucks gets home all hours. So he gets home about 2.30am on Val Day has a shower etc jumps into bed with a bit of hope he touches up the misses. GRRRRRRRRRRR is the answer,p155 off I have to go to work early in the morning she tells him. That evening he comes home after her and she has prepared a beautiful meal, candlelight and all the trimmings. At the end of the meal she says to him You got a bit of time before you go to work how about it,wink wink. NAH P155 off he says I want to watch the cricket. :hihi: :hihi:
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