bastard things u have done to mates/ppl - Page 3

Sagerian · 07-09-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SunDrifter

Hey Sagerian and Sourbastard. Good to see a few members of the BOFH guild. Sourbastard, Simon would be proud.

I used to be a true BOFH.. I'm sorta retired, not that I'm ever going to be a user lover though.

SunDrifter · 07-09-2005, 11:41 AM

My brother put a cable tie around my tailshaft when i was younger, i didnt know what the hell was going on.

chief · 07-09-2005, 09:04 PM

Two things one I was involved in the other I was never involved in.

First 1. Me and a couple of mates had a few drinks and one of us Billy, passed out on a park bench. So a few mates walked down the road to Woolies and boat a shopping trolley's worth of toilet paper. No we did not throw the toilet paper. We wrapped and tied billy to the bench with toilet paper. He was stuck there for hours. He has also went streaking by himsel and we hand cuffed him to a power poel on the side of the road.

Number 2. A friend of mine from school was mucking about and giving people wedgies. So the people decideded to get reveng and would all together give hima "gang" wedgie. His right testicle was severed off and had to have a testicle retrieval operation. They found his teste next to his right knee. Ouch

Electric · 07-09-2005, 10:43 PM

I had some car parts for sale and this D!ckhead wanted to buy a motor for a conversion.

I had one out of a car but it was at my parents house over 100ks away.

He said he wanted the motor so I went and got it.

He never came to pick it up, and when I rang him he said he wasnt interested anymore.

So for years after that when I had worked late on my way home at about 2am I would turn my caller ID off and ring and ask for him.

He never answered the phone but his housemates always did, so I aked for him and they swore and grumbled at me, and asked if I could tell the time, then went off to get him. :evilking:

I would then hang up.

Always cheers me up.

niko · 08-09-2005, 05:37 PM

mal. that horn one is brilliant,

fpv gt, what exactly did u cover with tape?? is there a little metal ball that the key touches??

electric, LOL.......... doesnt it feel great;)

aimzes · 08-09-2005, 05:50 PM

a mate had kegger party a few years back and you know how it is when your completly trashed you just kinda wander around in and out of the house... well me and a couple of mates came across this chick giving a block head in the back lane. they were from the party and this guy was a bit of a ferral. anywho they were both pretty drunk, we left them alone.

back at the party a "mate" no one really liked was f**ked off his nut and being himself (a complete w**ker) so we convinced the chick we saw in the back lane to get with this guy. ahahaha we sat back watching our d**khead mate slobber all over this girls mouth which moments before had some ferral guys c**k in it.

jd dad · 08-09-2005, 08:23 PM

One from years ago was running a wire from the coil and poking it just through the gap in the base of drivers seat giving a nice wake up on startup

cogdoc · 09-09-2005, 08:59 AM

I am so going to try the reverse switch trick.....and the coil, well that's just priceless jd. Nearly as good as the old marble up the exhaust to rattle around in the muffler. Now who to target....

FPV GT · 09-09-2005, 12:27 PM

Hey Niko;

There is a circular section of metal around the key barrell. A metal nipple on the key housing makes contact with this circular surround. Interupt the connection and the fun begins.
It takes about 5 seconds to cove the key, so the chances of success are really high.

For those that have access to the victims car and some remote control knowledge you cant go past the DEVIL POSSED CAR

Imagine a four channel remote control (model airplane / helicopter) operating horn, blinkers and windscreen wipers. I wird one up to a car in 30 minutes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My victim thought the devil had come to visit.

Regards
Paul

bindi · 09-09-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 460cixy

and one my mate did was went out shooting rabbits got about 10 or so and tied them to ppls tow bars and threw them under the cars out of sight. recon it would have been hell funny watching these cars drive around with dead rabits bounceing along behind.

That's the kind of thing that is just NOT funny.

Ever heard of the RSPCA and cruelty to animals? I dgaf if they were dead, that is just awful.

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Shonky · 09-09-2005, 01:18 PM

I am 100% against animal cruelty too Bindi, but rabbits are a vermin and from the sound of 460cixy's post, they were exterminating the rabbits in the most humane way possible. After they were dead, they would have ened up in the bin anyway, or left to rot in a paddock.

While it is disgusting and not something I would laugh at, I don't quite see where animal cruelty comes into it.

bindi · 09-09-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

I am 100% against animal cruelty too Bindi, but rabbits are a vermin and from the sound of 460cixy's post, they were exterminating the rabbits in the most humane way possible. After they were dead, they would have ened up in the bin anyway, or left to rot in a paddock.

While it is disgusting and not something I would laugh at, I don't quite see where animal cruelty comes into it.

Shooting them for the sole purpose of tying their dead bodies to cars to have them bounce around on the road is, imho, cruelty to animals.

I know they're vermin but I feel guilty even catching and exterminating the mouse that is still terrorising our kitchen! And I am being very humane and trying to do it quickly and painlessly. But I don't plan to tie them to cars.

Just call me hippy and send me to Nimbin

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Shonky · 09-09-2005, 01:32 PM

Fair enough, I see what you are getting at, but I think tying them to cars was an afterthought.

Like I said though, Still pretty yucky.

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Your bus ticket to Nimbin is in the mail, Hippy... :P

GreenMachine · 09-09-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Shooting them for the sole purpose of tying their dead bodies to cars to have them bounce around on the road is, imho, cruelty to animals.

Quite right, Bindi.

Next time, use babies!

gozza · 09-09-2005, 01:54 PM

they gotta be dead tho

GreenMachine · 09-09-2005, 01:57 PM

Haven't you ever trolled with live bait, Gozza?

73gscoupe · 09-09-2005, 02:08 PM

I got a new phone and new number quite a few years back, and thought i'd play a bit of a joke on one of my mates. It was friday, and we were going out clubbing. so i sms'ed "hi" to his phone. the reply came back "who is this".

basically, to cut a long story short, I told him (all sms'ed) that I was one of the girls from his work, that i had got his number off a mutual work friend, that I secretly liked him, blah blah, and so on. Anyway, I asked where he was going tonight, said i'd meet him there at the club and so on. sent quite a few suggestive sms'es. a little disturbing, but funny at the time (theres that old phrase!)

when i droped by his house that night to go out, it was all he talked about. told me how he thought he knew who it was, and so on.

driving into the city it was all he talked about. Amusing at first, but now the realisation he was going to kill me when he found out it was a joke was worrying me.

at the club we met some other mates. he was telling them all about it. it was now completely running away from me. he was showing them the sms'es, and talking about it non stop.

anyway i had to confess about 3:00 am when i wanted to leave the club, but he was still waiting for the mystery chick to arrive. it took him a few days before he spoke to me again.

i think it qualifies as a bastard thing to do. learned something that day....

gozza · 09-09-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Haven't you ever trolled with live bait, Gozza?

yes but alive babys scream too much

**Charliewool** · 09-09-2005, 02:26 PM

Hmmmm... Apprentice days at the old Ordinance Factory, we had some good ones... Graphite grease on toilet seats (had to be a black seat) When we tired of that it progressed to superglue, until one of the foremen had to be taken to first-aid, complete with unbolted seat attached to his bare a*se!
Plus all the usual...
Re-routing the coolant hoses on the lathes & mills so that they pointed straight at the guy operating when he pushed the start button.
Welding toolboxes to the bench.
Bearing-blue smeared on overalls inner collar.(you have no idea what a mess it makes)

Casper · 09-09-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

I am 100% against animal cruelty too Bindi, but rabbits are a vermin and from the sound of 460cixy's post, they were exterminating the rabbits in the most humane way possible. After they were dead, they would have ened up in the bin anyway, or left to rot in a paddock.

While it is disgusting and not something I would laugh at, I don't quite see where animal cruelty comes into it.

Exactly, rabbits do not count as animals, they are vermin and the less of them the better. Personally I can break a rabbits neck without even thinking about it. Ask Mrs Casper, she will tell you that I will kill a rabbit with as much emotion as screwing up a piece of paper and throwing it in the bin.

Only good rabbit is a dead one and I dont care how its done.

gozza · 09-09-2005, 02:33 PM

ive had plenty of pet rabbits(live in nsw mosty)
but seeing as tho there illegal in bris the iggnorance isn't suprising

mcflux · 09-09-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by charliewool

Hmmmm... Apprentice days at the old Ordinance Factory, we had some good ones... Graphite grease on toilet seats (had to be a black seat) When we tired of that it progressed to superglue, until one of the foremen had to be taken to first-aid, complete with unbolted seat attached to his bare a*se!

This makes me think of 3toed and his toilet seat adventures!

MITCHAY · 09-09-2005, 02:47 PM

Meh i dont have any problems with the killing of feral mice,rabbits or even roos. Bindi, they are pests. They carry disease and just smell but if your all for saving them then ill be sure to distance myself from you lol.

gozza · 09-09-2005, 02:48 PM

not all rabbits are feral
most def kill the pests
but i bet the people on here sayin rabbits are pests would glady put a boot into a cats head also

MITCHAY · 09-09-2005, 02:51 PM

Ive had both rabbits and mice as pets before and there is a difference between feral and domestic. Shoot the ferals I say.

Shonky · 09-09-2005, 02:53 PM

Hey now...

lets not get carried away here. I am originally from the Wheat Belt in Western Australia. If anyone has the right to hate rabbits, it's me. That said, Bindi seems to think they are cute (which they are when they arn't destroying your income) so I can understand what shes getting at.

Personally I agree that a dead bunny is for the better, but we have to take other peoples feelings into account when broadcasting our brutal dislike for the creatures.

RED_EL_XR8 · 09-09-2005, 03:21 PM

Enough of critters, hippys, animal rights, shooters rights, rednecks etc. I will not have a thread on a topic as important and practical jokes hijacked in this manner

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Casper · 09-09-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gozza

not all rabbits are feral
most def kill the pests
but i bet the people on here sayin rabbits are pests would glady put a boot into a cats head also

I, like Young'un, grew up in the country. Rabbits are like weeds to me.
As for cats, I've had a number of them and loved them all. Of courswe, if they were ferel they are just another target.

Laminge · 09-09-2005, 03:48 PM

Take a deep breath and get back to amusing me!

aimzes · 09-09-2005, 04:31 PM

there was a bloke at this party who passed out, he was a bit of a d**k so we left him out the front in the yard. got back to him a bit later and "someone" (not me) had soaked him in ****. head to toe, he smelt so bad.

anyway in the morning he woke up and wandered inside. the first thing he said was "ahhh f**k it, i think i ****ed myself."

it was hard to keep a straight face.