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27-09-2005, 06:50 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Ok then, fight fire with fire...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I don't know - it has never happened.
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27-09-2005, 06:54 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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i got a dishwasher !!!!!!!!! ok ...... there were two redheads walking down (na na na not doin this) buc buc buc chicken wheres the delete button bugger
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1993 EB2 FALCON S XR8 As original from showroom floor with all options Additions - Pacemakers turbo400 3" exhaust Custom cai prototype No 4 Stage 1 shift kit with neck brace Still to come DIVORCE |
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27-09-2005, 07:02 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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27-09-2005, 07:05 AM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
Join Date: Jan 2005
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1 owner 03 BA XR8 Manual Sedan 208.8 rwkw stock, update soon 20x8.5 fr 20x10 rr Rumble thanks to: Sureflo Exhaust - Stainless Cat's & 3.5in single catback system "Tell 'em the guy with the Blue Mohawk sent Ya" |
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27-09-2005, 08:09 AM
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Just Super Happy now :)
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PhantomBA XR6 (Sold), now a VW owner (don't hold it against me  )& also a CM Valiant Wagon, gotta love the old Val's  see her progress here NOW SOLD :( but now have a
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27-09-2005, 08:37 AM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
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27-09-2005, 08:42 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Let us redheads unite against the common enemy!
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27-09-2005, 09:20 AM
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To shreads you say?!
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Still looks to me like the motion was overturned!
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27-09-2005, 09:39 AM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
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 And the second one, well, a toilet for the folks and a toilet for two boys oftens means that I have to change the roll.
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27-09-2005, 09:51 AM
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To shreads you say?!
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Of course we don't change the toilet roll. You chicks always use so much of the stuff, we'd have to be in the toilet like a pit crew on a tyre change to get in of the action! :hihi:
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27-09-2005, 10:02 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Bindi...
I have been waiting for my breakfast since 9 oclock. I wont warn you again. haha, on a serious note.. Please dont try and get the redheads together. Your scaring me. Leah's a redhead, I hope she dosnt see this thread.
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27-09-2005, 10:03 AM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Cant leave without throwin in a joke... So why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care :the_finge
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27-09-2005, 10:16 AM
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I Hope Holden Dies
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastern 'Burbs, Melbourne
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why do women wear make up and perfume? cos they are ugly and they stink. why are woman generally shorter than men? so they are closer to the sink. HRT R.I.P
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HRT R.I.P Icon Blue BFII Fairmont Stock as a rock... :( |
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27-09-2005, 11:43 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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haaaaaaa
women think there smart cause they can fake an orgasm we men can fake a whole god damm relationship. who's ya papa now """public appology""" only to redheads that live close ( eg bindi) iv'e lived a sheltered life and its the forums fault not mine i now have attitude so live live it girls haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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27-09-2005, 12:08 PM
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I Hope Holden Dies
Join Date: Jun 2005
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ha ha ur asking for it Kev, i hear them red necks, i mean red heads can get pretty rough lol
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27-09-2005, 02:09 PM
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https://i.ibb.co/mF6pJgR/AUIIXR8.jpg SILHOUETTE AUII XR8 Leather, Premium sound, Momo S/wheel & gear knob, Sunroof, 20" Advanti Desires, Bulge, XR50 Front, Pacemaker extractors, Ballistic cats, 2.5" cat back system, Rebel bar & skirts, XR scuff plates, Kings SL & SSL springs |
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27-09-2005, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Glen Waverley, Vic
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...so which one of you guys was the one that came up with the 'Make my dinner' Hilux ad?
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28-09-2005, 06:58 AM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: You got me Rootin' like a Hog, Barkin' like a Dog, Climbing trees and Jumping logs....
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I've said it once and I'll say it again, this is a crack up....
Check out the attached, those who enjoyed the Toyota ad will love it!
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28-09-2005, 09:08 AM
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Go on, be a monkey....
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Perth
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I don't get it - why make jokes and insult the other sex? I personally don't think it's that funny. <tinfoil hat on>
I do the washing up at home, cos the missus cooks. I look after the kids cos she works the weekends. She irons for me and I make lunches for the kids for school. And we have peace in the home. That's my kind of gal... |
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28-09-2005, 10:49 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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28-09-2005, 11:46 AM
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Go on, be a monkey....
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28-09-2005, 12:27 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Under a rock.
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Hehe... It's all good Red October.
He'll realise how stupid it was when Bindi pulls his spine out through his rectum...
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28-09-2005, 01:35 PM
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https://i.ibb.co/mF6pJgR/AUIIXR8.jpg SILHOUETTE AUII XR8 Leather, Premium sound, Momo S/wheel & gear knob, Sunroof, 20" Advanti Desires, Bulge, XR50 Front, Pacemaker extractors, Ballistic cats, 2.5" cat back system, Rebel bar & skirts, XR scuff plates, Kings SL & SSL springs |
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28-09-2005, 01:50 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Nah look fellas, it's all good. At first I was annoyed but then those jokes just kept on coming in good humour. Although any attempt at pure sexism for real will mean a swift kick in the googlies.
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28-09-2005, 08:15 PM
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's a clock on the oven. |
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28-09-2005, 08:46 PM
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well i rekon u will never find a perfect woman. As far as i go, i'd share a house with a chick, get her to do the cooking/cleaning etc, i'll do the mowing/gardening etc (and drink beer), and its all good.
If she burns the tea, just eat on the way home from work and tell her ur not hungry cos ur on a diet. simple! |
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28-09-2005, 10:23 PM
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Excessive Fuel Ingestion
Join Date: Dec 2004
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W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Everything......... (Read that on a shirt)
Seriously, it's got to be give & take. The rewards generally outweigh the pain, don't they??? Ed
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29-09-2005, 06:51 AM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
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I_roning F_ood E_ntertainment Is that what your after?
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29-09-2005, 07:15 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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I heard it was:
Wash Iron F*** Etc
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04-10-2005, 01:48 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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Well, would appear as tho i ****ed some people off. I am not really the arrogant bastard i appear to be. Well, not quite. I do really love my wife and I am more than happy to cook. I think I will show here this thread when I get home tonight, just cause I know she will laugh. Just wanted to add one thing, where someone made the comment of the "Why do brides wear white? ". I said that one to Mandy a couple of days before our wedding, she made a smart retort of "I'm gonna wear black so I fit in with all the entertainment gear!" Her father hasn't stopped paying out on her for it yet. It was a classic.
P.S. Des, thanks for that pic, I have been trying to find it for a couple of weeks.
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