bastard things u have done to mates/ppl - Page 2

Sagerian · 12-08-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

I once inserted 3 potato's into someones exhaust at a party. Car was there for 3 days.

At work there is one user who's bandwidth is throttled down to less then dialup speed, simple because they shít me.

A fellow BOFH. Good to know you.

Removing read/execute rights from applications is one of my favorites. Or putting porn on their desktop and then removing all rights so they can't get rid of it.

EA2BA · 12-08-2005, 12:01 PM

run a small program in startup that interprets the keyboard ascii and adds 10 to every command, thats also funny to watch, you then tell them they have a virus and format c: is the only fix ....... lol

Sagerian · 12-08-2005, 12:07 PM

There's one that completely inverts the mouse as well. Good value.

niko · 12-08-2005, 04:01 PM

haha, nice nice

red_october · 12-08-2005, 11:53 PM

Just did this one on a work colleague he's on leave at the moment - a group of us al-foiled his whole desk and chair, and work PC, keyboard, mouse, monitor, the works...i'll see if I can put up a picture soon....

Psycho Chicken · 13-08-2005, 01:03 AM

Ex-girlfriend had a bloody obvious secret question for a forgotten password on hotmail.

Result? All emails read, the golden ones forwarded to everyone in the address book, all emails deleted, address book deleted, language set to German or something.

And I got away with it! I bumped into her the next day at Southland, we had a bit of a chat, she told me what had happened and that she thought it was her ex-best friend's mother's doings! Apparently her reasoning was she spoke German. I don't know how I kept a straight face while she told me, I just agreed with it all then burst into laughter the moment she was out of ear shot.

I've been an ******** to that girl. I try to play nice now though.

neb · 13-08-2005, 01:07 AM

That's pretty funny.. She doesn't read fordforums does she?? hehe

I don't have any bastard things to write.. because I'm not a bastard

Psycho Chicken · 13-08-2005, 01:13 AM

haha seriously doubt it, I've probably spoken to her 5 times in the last two years, haven't seen her for 2 and a half years.

GreenMachine · 13-08-2005, 01:37 AM

Just like the restraining order told you to? :P

b2tf · 13-08-2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

Ex-girlfriend had a bloody obvious secret question for a forgotten password on hotmail.

Result? All emails read, the golden ones forwarded to everyone in the address book, all emails deleted, address book deleted, language set to German or something.

And I got away with it! I bumped into her the next day at Southland, we had a bit of a chat, she told me what had happened and that she thought it was her ex-best friend's mother's doings! Apparently her reasoning was she spoke German. I don't know how I kept a straight face while she told me, I just agreed with it all then burst into laughter the moment she was out of ear shot.

I've been an ******** to that girl. I try to play nice now though.

Ahhh the poor old ex's seem to cop it pretty good. I signed mine up for Alcoholics Anonymous (The "Im so good cos I can down a Cruiser and still stand up" division), as well as Jenny Craig.

Yes I was evil, I still am towards her and I will never change. You cheat on me, you die!!!! (well, not really)

Gunns · 13-08-2005, 02:03 AM

Poured dish washing liquid in peoples coffee when they look way.
Signing dip s up to guy mailing lists.
Removing people's rights to bandwidth (dialup would be faster)
Remoting peoples PC's and opening word and start typing "its me the computer, yes you, you ugly I am talking to you"

Blue Oval Mopar Man · 13-08-2005, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CH7472

The worst thing i have ever done would be, about three weeks before a freind was to get married we had his bucks night, well we got him sh!t faced and then put he on the Gahn that goes across to Perth. He was nacked hand cuffed just enough money for a phone call and he was also completly shaved from head to toe. Needless to say when he rang his girl freind and said where he was all hell broke loss. I would love to have been at the other end when the coppers turned up at the station to go and get him, and i still see this freind to this day. And no i didnt have a bucks night when i got married. I wonder why.

Hahahahaha, CH I did the exact same thing to my best mate " THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS WEDDING" !!! Put him on the train to Sydney from melb with NOTHING but the jeans he was wearing, Unconcious, DRUNK ! I was his best man ! Pleaded innocent the whole next day ! Kept the ' I lost him in the city during the night " routine going all day ! I hated his fiance , She treated him like Shyte ! She hated me too , so too bad ! About a year later me and my mate had a huge fight about her ! I didnt blame him, but I left it at that and moved over to WA ! He rang me about 3 years later and thanked me for ruining his wedding plans! They were engaged on and off for four years after i did that! Hahahahahaha! At least my best mate didnt make the ultimate mistake in the end !

MITCHAY · 13-08-2005, 10:16 AM

On the hotmail thing. You can delete and block all their contacts on MSN aswell. Sign them up for some porno too.

Psycho Chicken · 13-08-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Just like the restraining order told you to? :P

If the parole officer is asking, yes!

RED_EL_XR8 · 14-08-2005, 11:15 AM

Mates apprentice and his new love decided to have a weekend snogg-fest and tongue marathon which was turning stomachs of the rest of the crowd and attracting bush-flies.

Knowing the young bloke had a bill like the national debt they restrict most communication to SMS.

Sunday evening I changed the numbers on their mobiles She had the young blokes Boss's number under the Lads name. He had a married friend and mothers number under G/friends name in his, (the one we refer to as Mrs Bouquet).

Well my mate received the first message itemising sexual prowess in the early hours. I'm not quite sure what the lad had suggested in its message, but it received a curt reply including don't call me again, confused at this he sent a volley of what I done, and have you gone off msgs, resulting in a curt call suggesting a complaint and restraining order..

Had to let on at this point.. Mrs Bouquet was never let in on the joke.

Some other time I should write up the Bastard MP3 device...

Sagerian · 06-09-2005, 09:10 PM

Sorry to raise an old thread but I guess it beats making a new one just for this...

And yes, another IT story...

Where I work, we have both internal and external support teams. I'm in the internal team and part of my job is maintaining the logon script.

There are also a few people in the external team who maintain scripts for the external staff.

Now, we've just initiated a war with them. When they logged on this morning, all their desktop backgrounds changed to Patrick from Spongebob squarepants (long story, bit of an in-joke). Tomorrow they will get one-word pop-ups on the screen, when they click off one, another will pop up. All one word messages with the next message the next word in the sentance. All linked back to a text file with random quotes from movies, etc. I've compiled the scripts as well so they can't just use mine against us.

So it's gonna be on for like the next two months, which I'm happy about because my contract just got renewed today and I'm the only scripter, so this is the best job security I've had in 4 years.

ratter · 06-09-2005, 09:32 PM

Years ago at work when ever we would get new staff, we would always play this prank on them.

You would get them to go over to a certain guy (who was in on the prank) and in the course of the conversation we would get the new employee to ask about the the other guys sisters piano lessons (after we have told the newbie that the other guy would brag for ages how about how good his sister was) When asked, the 2nd guy would get very stern and say " you think your smart don't you, everybody know my sister lost her fingers years ago"

You should see some of the looks on the newbies and they couldn't apologise enough, sometimes we'd do the same but about tap dancing and the response was "my sisters got no legs"

Sagerian · 06-09-2005, 09:37 PM

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry at that. I'll choose laugh just to be safe.

mcflux · 06-09-2005, 09:55 PM

Another update from Ghia5Lland

I got hold of a mate's password, so I placed a "WANTED: GAY SEX PARTNER" in the uni online marketplace. Got 13 replies (average advert attracts between 0 and 1 replies), and two emails complete with phone numbers! I then emailed back to them (all thru my mate's account of course!) with my mate's mobile number, enticing these "excited boys" to send dirty pix/videos or call at any time they want

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He's gonna learn to hate his new fandangled mobile :ymca:

-Dave-

AdzT3-146 · 06-09-2005, 10:10 PM

haha. Dave thats gold

niko · 06-09-2005, 10:18 PM

RATTER that is AWESOME its sad but omg, thats suked in hardcore!

mr dave, that is cheeky, i like it, quite classy.

FordFan86 · 06-09-2005, 10:18 PM

DAMN this thread has me in stitches.. i got a few of these... only one i can think of now is the one i have playing at the moment with my workmate sam.
WE both get along really we'll and know everything about all the customers and the rest of our co-workers... there are 2 new ones starting, as well as a 19 yr old who just quit, but still visits regularly (i hate this guy cauz of some he's caused for me) anyway, saturday morning i told alex (the young girl) taht simon was keen on her, and just fed her little bits of info. I then told her to leave me alone and talk to sam when his shift started.
Sam's shift starts and i have a quick word in his ear about what i've done and he clicks on straight away... puts the icing on the cake during his shift, and she was apaprently having trouble working and concentrating, always going back to him to ask more questions.
I will see her again later this week, aswell as the other young guy who has started... the next step in this plan is to get this guy thinking that alex likes him... it's a vicous circle.
Once we are done sam and I are going to blame it on the 50yr old scotsmen

Shonky · 06-09-2005, 11:14 PM

Hahaha!

Gotta love some of these!

There is a really stupid girl at my work, and she is quite often the butt of senseless and cruel practical jokes.

This morning, I turned her screen upside-down, and then turned her monitor upside-down so that the screen was right way up. She got to her desk and realised someone had turned her monitor upside-down, and so set about turning it up the right way. after turning it up the right way, she realised that now her screen was now upside down! the look of complete and utter confusion on the poor girls face was absolutely classic!

To top it off, she thought that maybe she had done something wrong, so she turned it upside down again!

jd dad · 06-09-2005, 11:46 PM

These were done by a bloke I know not by myself. Had a co worker who terrorised him constantly so before changing jobs relieved himself (by Hand) in said workers sandwiches. Found out some time later a mate was having it off with his wife, invited so called mate round for drinks and fed him a bottle of grog that had been partly drained and topped up with urine. Is the most innocuos looking fella but motto is dont **** him off

b2tf · 06-09-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jd dad

These were done by a bloke I know not by myself. Had a co worker who terrorised him constantly so before changing jobs relieved himself (by Hand) in said workers sandwiches. Found out some time later a mate was having it off with his wife, invited so called mate round for drinks and fed him a bottle of grog that had been partly drained and topped up with urine. Is the most innocuos looking fella but motto is dont **** him off

Thats just going too far.

FPV GT · 07-09-2005, 03:40 AM

I put some clear sticky tape over the metal connector "nipple", on a mates holden starter key. This disrupted the electrical circuit, thus car wouldnt start.
He asked me for some help........ I got behind the wheel, slid the tape aside and said "Fords are best, holdens are " and started the car. I then slid tape back over nipple...... Guess the rest..... he couldnt start it. Did this a few times, convinced him to say "Fords are best, holdens are ". Hey presto the car miraculously started

To this day he still has no idea.

Regards
Paul

460cixy · 07-09-2005, 10:34 AM

i signed my ex up to all sorts of those dodgy yahoo groups and changed her profile around and up loaded a pic of her tits

and one my mate did was went out shooting rabbits got about 10 or so and tied them to ppls tow bars and threw them under the cars out of sight. recon it would have been hell funny watching these cars drive around with dead rabits bounceing along behind.

SunDrifter · 07-09-2005, 11:05 AM

Hey Sagerian and Sourbastard. Good to see a few members of the BOFH guild. Sourbastard, Simon would be proud.

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I've taped a mouse to the underside of somebodys desk which was plugged into the computer and the mouse on the desktop had its lead plugged taped under the desk as well. So the mouse appeared to be plugged in but didn't work.

I've helped mates clingwrap another mates car with industrial cling wrap.

Mal · 07-09-2005, 11:17 AM

A few mate love this one. They have a habit of sliding under each others fourbys and with a bit of wire, connecting the reverse light switch on the gearbox to the horn. Somebody jumps in, throws it into reverse to drive off and....BAHAHA.

I've been done and it scared the sh*t out of me.

SunDrifter · 07-09-2005, 11:24 AM

Hey Mal, a mate did the same with the left indicator and the horn on an old toyota crown. Good stuff!