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02-01-2005, 07:34 PM | #1 | ||
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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to **** in the boat."
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02-01-2005, 07:44 PM | #2 | ||
BA GT-P Owner
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the GT-P
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Good one i like it
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02-01-2005, 09:42 PM | #3 | ||
Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
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hehe longer version that the one i've heard but still a ****er
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03-01-2005, 12:10 AM | #4 | ||
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Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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lol sea of guinness, genius!
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