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07-10-2010, 12:07 PM
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Racing improves the breed
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Do it! Please
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07-10-2010, 12:12 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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yes .......pleez do.
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07-10-2010, 12:30 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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yup i agree with the few above
please do i search for this thread every yr just to have a laugh
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no longer have a ford but a ford man at heart R.I.P 98 EL MAY YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE IN FALCON HEAVEN [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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07-10-2010, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide SA
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very well. The sequel!
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land The nation was stuffing its face full of ham The stockings were sold and so was the tree and I got a good price for the kids PS3 But why had I sold all the things they held dear Because of the Falcons busted diff gear It had died in a fit of traction and smoke took one big heave and then it did croak So the family would suffer this Christmas you see because I had to have a 9 inch LSD but never you mind they have all that they need both bread and water for 6 weeks to feed So in the shed I did live for the last bloody week while my wife and my kids called me a freak “You selfish old bugger” again I was called while under the car with tools I was sprawled Then as the door slammed I heard a new noise a v8 in my driveway, it was one of the boys! Outside I rushed but it was all in vain Mark Skaife on my lawn! Not you again! He wasn't alone this time, just as before out piled cretins from the 3 other doors They didn't look happy and most in bad shape It must've been last years 7 days of prison rape Murphy whined first, “Its revenge that we seek!” then Perkins did follow with “lets get this creep!” So on they did rush, one wielding a razor Till Skaife's ugly mug impacted my tazer The cadre of fools then stopped in their tracks As Skaifie collapsed, convulsed and then fouled his dacks “What do we do?” Whined Murphy to Grice But it was too late now for thinking twice Downed Brockie! downed Murphy! Downed, Gricie and Firth! All fell off their feet! Now to chase Perkins into the street! Ill Sue! Ill Sue! He squirmed on his belly Crying real tears as I then tazered Kelly My wife called the cops, when she witnessed the fight and I was hauled down the station, a terrible plight into the court I stood before I could flee “Is that the man that tazed you?” the lawyer asked, pointing at me “That's him right there!” their voices all chimed Except Handbag of course who continued to whine “He tazed me in the groin!” he cried to the court While those in the gallery did giggle and snort But before the Judge could retain his composure Murph revealed his crotch in total exposure Uproar! Screams! The court was in fits! While my sheister lawyer got the case dismissed! Christmas was funded when I then counter sued All of Perkins lawyers knew they were screwed For mental anguish I demanded 10 grand or larger Screw the tree I thought, that's a supercharger.
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07-10-2010, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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by the way you cant read it until christmas.
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07-10-2010, 01:45 PM
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Former BTIKD
 
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07-10-2010, 06:06 PM
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thats gold
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07-10-2010, 06:11 PM
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Cane Farmer
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hahahaha pure win
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07-10-2010, 07:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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ROFL!!!! Thats absolute gold!
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07-10-2010, 09:12 PM
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Falcon RTV - FG G6ET
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Thanks Dave, another ripper.
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 BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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07-10-2010, 09:27 PM
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let it burn
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Christmas? ....bugger
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07-10-2010, 11:12 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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How does one set up an automatic thread mine for Christmas Eve?
Good one Uncle SB!
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07-10-2010, 11:37 PM
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Racing improves the breed
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Bahaha! Awesome, thanks SB!
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08-10-2010, 02:14 AM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Behind the wheel
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lol was wondering why this was uptop in the bar, I'm not due to thread mine it for another 2 months. :P
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP  -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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08-10-2010, 01:50 PM
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Chasing a FORD project!
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Bastard you're a champ, that's funny as!!
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08-10-2010, 02:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Trust me, I didn't see what was inside.    Your a champ - thanks again for another bottler.
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20-12-2010, 04:37 PM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Revived!
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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05-12-2011, 12:08 AM
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Supercharged Mang-mobile
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Ho Ho Ho!
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09/00 VX HSV XU6 Build #0001 of 0171 http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....09#post5571209 -- Best E/T: |14.982 @92.12mph | R/T:0.013 | 60' 2.213| 330: 6.283 | 1/8: 9.624 @ 73.17mph | 1000: 12.529 | 25Deg, N/A Hum, 1010mb | Willowbank Raceway 7/12/16 Tickford EL Falcon XR6 RIP -- Factory Manual -- Best E/T: |14.991 @ 92.71mph | R/T: 0.607 | 60': 2.215 | 660': 9.665 |13Deg, 86%H, 1024mb, 184RA @ Willowbank Raceway |
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05-12-2011, 12:19 AM
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meh.
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Hahaha.... Absolute Gold, even after 6 years...!
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05-12-2011, 12:25 AM
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AFF Whore
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encoure!
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01-12-2013, 12:27 PM
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Thread Mining for fun and profit.
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1965 XP Falcon Deluxe Sedan 1978 XC Falcon Wagon Rallypack 2003 BA Fairlane G220 Windsor Powah!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7hT9dxD2hM |
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02-12-2013, 09:39 AM
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Adapt or perish...
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02-12-2013, 05:52 PM
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Its all an illusion.
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24-12-2019, 03:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Surely we can wrap the decade with third installment?
 I never actually realised the original original was from 2005..... my how the years have flown by!
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