Xmas present 4 every guy - Handbrake control

[KEV EB XR8]

Yes please.........

[TheSneakiness]

Heh, heh, heh.

That's a remote I'd like.

Pity that most buttons would get worn out quickly and I'd accidently press something I didn't want.

[Nevermind]

Thats the thing, theres aren't any buttons you wouldn't want!!

[phoon]

I think the first 3 buttons under the words "Give Me" are really the only buttons a man needs to sustain a long and happy life. Once these 3 things are available, everything alse becomes irrelevant really.

[pauljh74]

Originally Posted by AUII_SE_Ute

Heh, heh, heh.

That's a remote I'd like.

Pity that most buttons would get worn out quickly and I'd accidently press something I didn't want.

By then you'd have them memorised and wouldn't even need to look at the buttons

[Sourbastard]

Stop Winging? Does that come with or without the wings in the first place?

[honer]

Hell I'd be happy just with the sex and beer buttons !

[RavenLS1]

thats great, so where would i find one of those gadgets

[Mack 6]

Shouldn't there be an input change switch so you can alternate between the wife, her twin sister, her hot friend and thatgirl down the street? Or would if be easier to have 4 remotes and get another mate to help you push all the buttons?

[DivHunter]

Originally Posted by Mack 6

Shouldn't there be an input change switch so you can alternate between the wife, her twin sister, her hot friend and thatgirl down the street? Or would if be easier to have 4 remotes and get another mate to help you push all the buttons?

It's a universal remote.

[Mack 6]

Originally Posted by Fairmont99

It's a universal remote.

OK, that's cool.
On behalf of sourbastard, does it work on men or animals?? : or do you have to buy the model with less buttons?

[awsome4.0]

Were do i place my order :Up_to_som :Up_to_som

[DOC]

These are great little units, I did have one for a while. Then one day i hit the clean button and to this day i hav'nt been able to find it. :voldar02:

[KEV EB XR8]

Originally Posted by DOC

These are great little units, I did have one for a while. Then one day i hit the clean button and to this day i hav'nt been able to find it. :voldar02:

"You win"....... :

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by Mack 6

OK, that's cool.
On behalf of sourbastard, does it work on men or animals?? : or do you have to buy the model with less buttons?

Sourbastard can ask his own questions Sourbastard can.

[Mack 6]

I'm justa good human ??? for helping you out.
I'll go halves with you

[BlueRaven]

I have a question regarding the useage of this remote.

If I were to, say, press the "SEX" button and my misses was to perform that particular act, then would the pressing of other buttons make her stop or incorporate them?

eg, If I press "SAY YES" repeatedly during the act, will she chant that? Or if I press massage during the act, will she somehow incorporate that?

[KEV EB XR8]

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

I have a question regarding the useage of this remote.

If I were to, say, press the "SEX" button and my misses was to perform that particular act, then would the pressing of other buttons make her stop or incorporate them?

eg, If I press "SAY YES" repeatedly during the act, will she chant that? Or if I press massage during the act, will she somehow incorporate that?

You "poor" deprived man bwhahahahaha, another :

[Mack 6]

I think someone has been using this remote on my missus.
Everytime we have sex, some bastard keeps pressing the sleep button.
In other words blueraven, she must stop current act and start a new one if a new button is pressed.

[DivHunter]

You need one of the newer models for simultaneous multifunction.

[vino3o2]

Originally Posted by phoon

I think the first 3 buttons under the words "Give Me" are really the only buttons a man needs to sustain a long and happy life. Once these 3 things are available, everything alse becomes irrelevant really.

Hmmm...I would'nt say that, the "clean" button would get a good going over at my place :