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Old 10-03-2010, 03:19 PM   #1
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:31 PM   #2
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...because he's a complete moron?
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:28 PM   #3
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Not enough clearance between the bumper and the ground? Or maybe its the fashion police?
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:30 PM   #4
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Because he's a ranga?
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:31 PM   #5
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Because you were just sitting on the side of the road as your Dodgem car wont work without being in the ring for the power supply...............
Cant believe some people take these photos and some take them seriously.....
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:32 PM   #6
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Bloody Astra drivers.
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:39 PM   #7
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:46 PM   #8
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coz 1986 called and want their fashion back??

Is that a scrunchie in his hair???
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Old 10-03-2010, 04:54 PM   #9
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coz 1986 called and want their fashion back??

Is that a scrunchie in his hair???
His hair is quite "bouffant"

A scrunchie is the only reasonable explanation Coll!
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coz 1986 called and want their fashion back??

Is that a scrunchie in his hair???
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Old 10-03-2010, 05:07 PM   #11
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A scrunchie is the only reasonable explanation Coll!
I could see immediately going by his chosen mode of transport that he is a fashion forward person
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Cause he's a Carny! If he ain't using, 4sure he's peddling! (which would explain how he's getting around in that!)
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:11 PM   #13
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Loads more of these here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mr38/256990476/

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He was hooning of course!
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Could it have been because he was seen dodging in and out of traffic recklessly? Not to mention the dodgy tail-lights....
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Oh look, its Dodge's new electric car. Sorry couldnt help it.
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:10 PM   #18
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Reminds me of this one from a few years back

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lmao at the donuts one.
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:02 AM   #20
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lol

I wonder how long this will stay open for though because it is a little contradictory to the bingle in shower that was posted a few weeks back...
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:55 AM   #21
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It's the convertible version of the Smart car isn't it?
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Old 11-03-2010, 07:55 AM   #22
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Prob got done for hoon laws.
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Old 11-03-2010, 08:43 AM   #23
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Because it doesnt fit in with the new NSW suspension rules.
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