Pee in the back yard– save water.

[rodderz]

Might pay to have a chew on some water saving granules and some biodegradable laundry detergent, bonus wetting agent lobbed in as well

[bunny]

perhaps whether urine kills grass is not the point... just that you dont use the toilet will save water.

[ebxr8240]

You can only do it on wednesday and sundays.. Not on hard surfaces either..
Oh and it has to be in hand the whole time!! Lol.....
Thestherules...

[rodderz]

...and remember fellas, about the more than 3 shakes rule...

Might get in trouble for doing something other than watering the lawn

[Professor Farnsworth]

Originally Posted by rodderz

...and remember fellas, about the more than 3 shakes rule...

Might get in trouble for doing something other than watering the lawn

LOL!!

[crusher]

Dont pee on any trees, shurbs, flowers, anything your mum/wife/girlie/whoever will get annoyed with as you may end up killing them.

The only plants that love it are citrus trees. Oh and they love swarf too!

But peeing outside isnt new...I think ive peed in pretty much all of my mates yards...and random peoples yards too lol

[Van D]

I've heard drinking it makes it worse than going without water from people who were stuck in the dessert etc..

[normxb]

Originally Posted by merlin

Urine is sterile - you can drink it too with no ill effects. You first though.

Now this is what you'd really call "Getting on the Pi$$" :

Naa , after you merlin ................a long time after :

(Sorry , couldn't help it)

[fordOwner]

I used to live in my parents shed for about 8 yrs. I pee'd behind the shed on the fence for years and boy did it STINK in summer! oh my god, the smell lasted for the whole warm season.

So I say go for it if your prepared for the smell!

[BlewThunder]

Originally Posted by fordowner

I used to live in my parents shed for about 8 yrs. I pee'd behind the shed on the fence for years and boy did it STINK in summer! oh my god, the smell lasted for the whole warm season.

So I say go for it if your prepared for the smell!

I've never laffed so hard in ages...thats a classic...not something I would be owning up to mind you...but good for a laugh.

Well done :

[fordOwner]

Ha ha, yeh it was kinda funny. My neighbors complained once, not because of the smell but coz in the cold mornings the fence would steam up as the pee evaporated!

And when I brought girls home they would complain about the smell, I just told them it was my neighbours faulty Kerosene heater.

ahhh, memories.

[GXL078]

Great and when the neighbours daughter looks down on me from the second story window and sees me ****ing? What then?

[WOLF]

Originally Posted by FALCONSR

isnt urine good for citric plants....lemons? dunno just saw it on worlds fastest indian

yes this is correct, lemon trees enjoy a golden shower!

[Walkinshaw]

There is a patch at my mates place where NOTHING grows. They had new lawn put down. It died within a few weeks. 23yrs of **** must do that.

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by popinfresh

I've heard drinking it makes it worse than going without water from people who were stuck in the dessert etc..

Stuck in strawberry souffle or was it chocky mousse?
:

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by merlin

Urine is sterile - you can drink it too with no ill effects. You first though.

A read for you Merlin!.. Maybe you're onto something?
http://skepdic.com/urine.html

[Hardtopxb]

Urine may be near to sterile as a rule,but its full of toxins/poisons/hormones your body is trying to get rid of.Also if your system has a bacterial problem your kidneys expell it through urine.So for the above reasons it's best not to drink it if possible.As for use as a fertilizer, if it's diluted at a rate of 20/1 its actually very good.(many 3rd world countries use it). Now as for drinking it if you are in the desert etc, it acts on the body the same way salt water does,ie,it dehydrates your system..

[Whoosha]

MMM read all this advice and have decided .. to go pee on my neighbours lawn and plants : Just in case .. :Reverend:

[james22]

Originally Posted by merlin

Urine is sterile - you can drink it too with no ill effects. You first though.

actually drinking urine does have 1 effect. Causes serious de-hydration, if ever stuck in desert never drink pee lol

[Full Noise]

If every bloke in Australia tool a leak once a day in the back yard (where acceptable) or other outside area where appropriate, this would probably save hundreds of thousands of litres of precious drinking water every day.

As others here have suggested, buy a lemon tree. I’m in the process of toilet training my two year old son and he always takes a leak in the back garden, otherwise he’d never learn. Ask anyone who lives in an isolated area with tank water, they wouldn’t be wasting it with unnecessary flushes.

[DOC]

Originally Posted by XR8Rob

yes this is correct, lemon trees enjoy a golden shower!

must explain why they are sour