Free Commodore, if I wasn't so honest.

[johnydep]

Driving to the petrol station on the main road I see a black SS commy parked with the keys hanging out the drivers door lock, the reason I notice is because of the meter long strap.
So I do a U turn & check it out, yep it's the key, no one in the car, so I open the door & see a laptop bag on the passenger front seat, I drop the key on the floor & close the door.
I'm thinking, "what should I do", the car is parked next to a house, so I knock on the door, no answer.
Back to the car, I wait a few minutes & decide to call the police, as I'm dialing a car pulls up with one very nice looking lady & out jumps a drongo. I presume he is the owner & approach him, "this your care mate", "yeah" he says, "I got home & realised I forgot my keys, thanks mate". :
He jumps in his car & drives north, I do another U turn & head south, there on the side of the road is parked the honey, she waves at me & then follows me for about a km, I turn into the petrol station & she turns down the street next to the station.

Mmmm, wonder if some cheatings going on.

Lucky for them I'm an honest b*astard, could have scored a nice commy with an optional laptop. :

How stupid can someone be?