Indian Curry Rhapsody

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You probably think that this is a funny joke, but as Freddie Mercury was in fact an Indian from Bombay, these are in fact the original lyrics.



Indian Curry Rhapsody sung to tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

Naan, just killed a man.

Poppadom against his head,

had lime pickle now he's dead.

Naan, dinner's just begun.

But now I'm

gonna crap it all away.

Naan, ooh, ooh didn't mean to make you cry

Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow

Curry on, curry on

Cause nothing really Madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone

Sends shivers down my spine

Rectum aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind

and use the loo.

Naan, ooh, ooh

This doopiaza is so mild

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.


Guitar solo

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,

pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely

Very very spicy Meat!

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a naan

(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me

He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

Stand you well back

'Case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolor yawn

I chunder

No!

It's coming up again

(There he goes)

I chunder, it's coming back again

(There he goes)

Coming back again

(up again)

Here it comes again.

(No no no no no no)

On my knees, I'm on my knees

On his knees, Oh, there he goes

This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts

Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!

guitar solo

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby

Just had to come out

It just had to come right out in here.

guitar solo

slow bit

Korma, sag or bhuna

bhaji, balti or naan

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference

to meee....

(Any way, the wind blows....shshshsh)