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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: NSW
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Well, every now and then I go thru all the stuff I get sent at work, and post the finest on here. Unless you work in aviation, probably not stuff everyone gets to see, so I've done the hard work and eliminated all the boring stuff to bring you...
Timmeh's 3rd Great Tribute to Aviation!   Q: How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb? A: One...he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. Q: How do you know if there is an Air Force pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. Q: What's the difference between an Air Force pilot and a jet engine? A: A jet engine stops whining when the planes shuts down.  Three pilots are walking through the forest when they come upon a set of tracks. The first pilot says, "Those are deer tracks." The second pilot says, "No, those are elk tracks." The third pilot says, "You're both wrong! Those are moose tracks." The pilots were still arguing when the train hit them   More to come... |
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Timmeh's 3rd Great Tribute to Aviation
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