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24-09-2005, 01:36 PM | #1 | ||
i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
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its funny how we teach our kids words that later are not clever
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I ****ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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