Tree Hugging

[trick_xd]

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man
came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the
heck are you
doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man
replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."So he
wrapped
his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this
the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet,
jewellery, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this
guy
Handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the
hell happened
to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got
there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently
behind the ear
and said,










"This just ain't gonna be your day, is it cupcake?"