Absolutely, Worst Movie EVER

[MISTA FIESTA]

Originally Posted by drcook

you watched spice world?. you actually sat down in front of your box with the deliberate intention of watching... spice world?.

Well yes, wanted to see what all the hype was about. I regret spending $7.

[pennybrain]

Originally Posted by drcook

you watched spice world?. you actually sat down in front of your box with the deliberate intention of watching... spice world?.

Hehehe I went to the movies and saw Spice World. But I was babysitting and saw it with 2 young kids.
It was a pretty funny yet very lame movie.

[jimt3te50]

Originally Posted by MISTA FIESTA

Well yes, wanted to see what all the hype was about. I regret spending $7.

DEAR GOD! It get's WORSE! You HIRED it? Not just caught it on tele or anything?! :

You poor, poor man.

[MISTA FIESTA]

Originally Posted by jimt3te50

DEAR GOD! It get's WORSE! You HIRED it? Not just caught it on tele or anything?! :

You poor, poor man.

I was a poor young lad when it came out. I walked my little wee self to the local video ezy and got it home i wasnt expecting much, but didnt expect something resembling a bucket of poo either. The only thing was the nice rack on Gerri (ginger) but that was still borderline.

[EF, What else?]

Worst would have to be Fast and Furious 2 and Scooby Doo, the most pathetic movie I've ever come across. And while Im here, i'll mention my favourite movie, The Trumman Show :

[Doogstar]

Originally Posted by jimt3te50

ooohhhh this could be fun- I think it makes it better when it's not supposed to be or has no excuse for being bad. For example Hollywood movies with big stars that suck is probably better.

Last man standing with Bruce Willis OMG

Donnie Darko man that was crap

The Forgotten with Julianne Moore- WTF

Of course there are movies that never stood a chance with no stars and low budgets- understandably they's be crap....

Just some that I can think of right now

I have watched Donnie Darko at least 7 times and see more in it everytime. It is not set in a linear timeline, so it can be confusing. Why is it when some people watch a movie that requires some thinking, their brains shut down.

Last Man Standing is one of my favourite Bruce Willis movies, great gun battles and story.

The Forgotten was okay, but would only watch it once.

I would love to see The Cars That Ate Paris again, I barely remember it, but I love Peter Weir's films like the great Witness and Picnic at hanging rock. One of the best Aussie directors ever.

Duel was Steven Spielberg's first films and was written by Richard Matheson, who wrote for the Twilight Zone and The Night Stalker, also wrote "Trilogy of terror". Great suspense and action.

Army of Darkness is a cult classic, "give me some sugar baby", seen it about 15 times.

One of the worst I have seen in a long time wasThe Pink Pather (with Steve Martin). He just isn't funny anymore.

[rodderz]

Donnie Darko is a classic, very smartly written script, keeps you thinking what it's about and if you're not taking notice, you wont know what's happening.

Saw Castaway listed a few times, goes for a long time but the story keeps you woodied in to whats going to happend next

I cant stand those rubbish cheerleading movies, like Bring It On for example, or those wussy musicals like The Sound Of Music or Grease

[Dezza]

The worst movie I ever saw was a horror movie that my friend hired out. It was called "Hell Avengers". It was about a reality TV show set in a haunted house. The thing was, the ghosts were only meant to be special effects, but the house was really haunted by the original owner of the house. The confusing part was that this bloke had 3 ghosts! WTF? The ghosts basically ate all the contestants in the reality TV show (high quality special effects - the ghosts were really eating a pile of spaghetti sitting on the stomach of the deceased - that was meant to be their guts). Pretty much every member of the cast died in the movie. It was so bad it was funny. The script was terrible, the special effects were even worse, and the 3 ghosts thing was just plain weird.

Also Bewitched was pretty bad. I saw it at Gold Class cinemas, where they bought out Bundys every half hour. It made it so much more bearable. It's amazing what alcohol can do to your senses.

[MickyB]

Worst Aussie movie ever 'The Wannabe's" with Nick Gianopoulos (sp?) After the Wogboy I thought it would be ok, it was abosolutle excrement and I felt embarrassed for the actors while watching it and seeing the dumb punchlines that hit no where near the mark. Would rather a BJ from from a rottweiler than have to see this film again.

Worst US movies I can recall:
Code 46
Housebound

As for some of the others mentioned, I liked Duel, Miami Vice and Donny Darko, pretty much agree with everything else.

[pauljh74]

Originally Posted by drcook

i was made (by a viscious girlfriend of the time) to sit through joe black. she just wanted to see brad pit, and i just fell asleep.

What about Claire Forlani? Surely she made it bearable? She is : :

[uranium_death]

If you meet Arnold Schwarzeneggar, don't mention Last Action Hero because he' a little bit sensitive about it.

I reckon Titanic was among the worst ever. A ship sinks. Big deal.
We can have a movie about a person in a Commodore crashing. There's my guaranteed Oscar! Oh wait, there's already a film about that...it's written in the Herald Sun everyday!

[jimt3te50]

stop or my mom will shoot

[Smoked]

Meh, CBF mentioning something i hate, so ill mention ones i like

Shawkshank Redemption
The Castle
Mad Max
Forrest Gump

[MethodX]

Some cult movies

The Warriors - come out to plaaaayyyyyy
The Omega Man - Charlton Heston is the last man in the world, pursued by
mutants.
Turkey Shoot - Classic Aussie Action movie set in the future.

[Full Spectrum]

The Village. Stupid movie of lies and cowardness.
Little man. So dum even a hot bad with top tots couldn't save this really silly movie.
Shanghai Knights. I'm a Jackie Chan owen Wilson fan but shet.

[Psycho Chicken]

Originally Posted by jimt3te50

stop or my mom will shoot

Oh god I thought I'd forgoten it.

[Franky]

Originally Posted by Doogstar

I have watched Donnie Darko at least 7 times and see more in it everytime. It is not set in a linear timeline, so it can be confusing. Why is it when some people watch a movie that requires some thinking, their brains shut down.

Possibly the thing I hate the most about talking, discussing movies ect is when people state that you are basically an idiot if you did not like a movie they enjoyed. That's great that you liked Donnie Darko, buy it and watch it as much as you like but don't be a dick and assume that those who didn't like it, did because they aren't as intellegent as you. :

Sorry but I personally thought it was rubbish and i'm not the only one. A shocker I wish i'd never watched was 'The Village'.

[Kapn_Kiwi]

Originally Posted by jimt3te50

My wife thinks Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness is the worst movie ever.

Granted it's not Oscar winning stuff but isn't it funny that BAD movies become cult movies? I piiss myself laughing every time I watch it

"well hello Mr Fancypants" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

I'm just guessing here, but I have a feeling it was a bit of a ****take on the B horror movie. Compare it to the first two, and you'll see why.

[ltd]

star trek 6
police academy 5 and 6
28 days
forces of nature (was stuck on a plane for that one)
Anything Dolph Lundgren
Universal Soldier 1, 2, 3 and 4
Most Jean Claude Van Damne films
Sum of all fears
Pearl Harbour

[ltd]

Anything Ben Afflek
Anything Michael (hello team america) Moore
Mr Nice Guy (Jackie Chan)
Around the world in 80 days
The In laws with Michael Douglas
Most recent Steve Martin films (Like cheaper by the dozen)
Charlies angels 1 and 2

[GCFordChic]

hehe i actually liked The Village, i thought it was interesting to see to what extent people might be willing to go to separate themselves and their family from 'evils' in the modern world. Made me think of all the real life cults and how thats essentially what the do, shut themselves off from reality and try to create their own idealised 'perfect world'. But even in a meticulously created world the 'evils' of human nature were still able to foster...mind you second time i watched it and i knew the 'big secret' i wasnt so intrigued and i sat there going...'as if that would happen....' or 'but why wouldnt....'

I dont really remember the bad movies i have seen, heck i cant even remember the names of some of the really good movies i have seen!

Any movie which makes me go 'yeah right as if that would happen' or where i question the plot or how realistic things are every two bloody minutes are the movies i get frustrated watching...

I have not been able to sit through a whole Star Wars movie...although i know this statement will make me unpopular with the gang of star wars nerds...They are THE MOST mind-numbingly boring and ridiculous movies ever...if only i could make up some sensational crap and rake in the money from it too....

Best Aussie Movie- Bad Eggs. Comedy without being too try-hard like most australian movies seem to be.

[Kapn_Kiwi]

Originally Posted by GCFordChic

I have not been able to sit through a whole Star Wars movie...although i know this statement will make me unpopular with the gang of star wars nerds...They are THE MOST mind-numbingly boring and ridiculous movies ever...if only i could make up some sensational crap and rake in the money from it too....

Bah, star wars rules.

Originally Posted by ltd

Anything Ben Afflek

He was in Mallrats, and that was fairly funny.

[Nappa]

now im a big fan of war movies but it got 10mins into "the last drop" with billy zane and had to turn it off, it was terrible i have never seen a worse plot or more awful acting, they tried to make a war movie into a all action cheap blockbuster. No wonder it went straight to DVD

[It'sTheVibe]

The English Patient
Scientifically proven cure for insomnia!!

Die Hard 2
Sorry, but working in aviation, I can't ignore some of the Kenworth size holes in the plot.

Showgirls
The brain says trash, but the body disagrees....

[ltd]

Independence Day blew,
wikki wikki wild wild west wasn't far behind,
About a boy was Kerrrapp.
Notting Hill cures insomnia,
That stupid film for fat chicks with renee zelwigger and that english knobtart hugh something was terrible too. Then they made a sequal. Utter trash.

[ltd]

Originally Posted by It'sTheVibe

[Die Hard 2
Sorry, but working in aviation, I can't ignore some of the Kenworth size holes in the plot.

What, you've never had a human sucked through an engine and then that same engine performs perfectly on take off? Sheesh.
Also, I for one have used a jacket to hold my ailerons up plenty of times, and I also land on taxiways too - Airports love it when I do that, we all laugh and say; "just like die hard 2"

Must admit though, at the time the movie was pretty cool.

[melbzetec]

Originally Posted by ltd

Worst movies ever huh?

1/Bad Boy Bubby.
2/Legends of the fall
3/Douche Bigalow European Giggalo
4/Repo Man

Bad Boy Buddy? A genius of a film. Very dark classic of Australian film. To each his own.

Memoirs of a Geisha........now there's a film I knew was two hours of my life I'll never get back

Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

For a moment there I thought you were referring to Smokey and the Bandit, That movie ruled!

Originally Posted by GCFordChic

hehe i actually liked The Village, i thought it was interesting to see to what extent people might be willing to go to separate themselves and their family from 'evils' in the modern world. Made me think of all the real life cults and how thats essentially what the do, shut themselves off from reality and try to create their own idealised 'perfect world'. But even in a meticulously created world the 'evils' of human nature were still able to foster...mind you second time i watched it and i knew the 'big secret' i wasnt so intrigued and i sat there going...'as if that would happen....' or 'but why wouldnt....'

I agree, its one of those movies that you can like the first time round. It kept me pretty intrigued.

One movie I just didn't get was the Mothman Prophecies. Although it was at a movie marathon at around 3:30am when the movie started.

[BlueRaven]

Man, there are some great movies being listed here.

Universal Soldier one is fantastic, as is Donnie Darko and Army of Darkness.

There are some terrible movies out there, but one of them that we own on DVD is My Girl.

My Girl is the most pointless movie in existance. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy dies of bee sting. The end.