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24-10-2006, 07:10 PM | #1 | ||
Back to the AU
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Some of you may have seen this before but i think its pretty entertaining.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi Here's mine: I Can't Believe It's Not Hot Xr6.
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2001 Ford AUIII Falcon XR8 Manual - Can't get enough of the AU 2001 VW Bora V6 4Motion - If I squint it almost looks like a Sierra Cosworth |
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24-10-2006, 07:13 PM | #2 | ||
Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
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Hlc - It Looks Good on You.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Hlc. there were a few other awesome ones. but yeah.
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24-10-2006, 07:15 PM | #3 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: ACT
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More Bucknaked Please.
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FG2 XR6T KIA Cerato 2022 Kawasaki Z900
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24-10-2006, 07:20 PM | #4 | ||
Falcon Addict
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Searching for ANOTHER Ice Pack....
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"We Bring Pecker73 To Life" :
I'm up for it... Bring it on :evil_laug
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:eclipsee_ :eclipsee_ sleep: sleep: :eclipsee_ :eclipsee_ :eclipsee_ :eclipsee_ :eclipsee_ DAILY-2006 BF Falcon XR6 Turbo Sedan. 6 Speed Auto. 1/4 Mile......13.84sec/103.38Mph BF XR6T with an official 211.0 rwkw :
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24-10-2006, 07:46 PM | #5 | ||
Focus on my Focus
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canberra
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Two hours of Pertuan in Just Two Calories
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Now: 2006 Ford Focus LX Manual in Satin White Wife: 2013 Kuga Titanium in Frozen White Then: 1990 Ford Laser - Assasinated by a 76 year old man who failed to give way. Now normally when we have these races, Jeremy goes in the car and says "Powerrr" alot.... - James speaking about Jeremy (Top Gear S7 E05) American parts... Russian parts... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! - Russian guy in Armegeddon |
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24-10-2006, 07:49 PM | #6 | ||
not here much anymore
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Location: Sthn NSW
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"Once you pop, you can't stop b2tf"
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2024 F150 XLT
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24-10-2006, 07:51 PM | #7 | ||
bettering 13.7
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Location: perth
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Have You Forgotten How Good Eb2flyz Tastes?
See the Eb2flyz, Feel the Shine. Eb2flyz Tested, Mother Approved. Moving at the Speed of Eb2flyz. Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Eb2flyz. just a few of the good ones that it came up with
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std stroke, alloy heads, comp cam, tfs manifold, 75mm t/b, 70mm maf, 30lb inj, adj fuel press reg, twEECer FPV/Tickford Club of W.A Performance is Electronic BPT Motorsport |
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24-10-2006, 07:52 PM | #8 | ||
XY
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Location: NSW - South Coast
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Have You Forgotten How Good Tomxy Tastes?
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IGOTTABIGBLACKSHINEYCAR |
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24-10-2006, 07:58 PM | #9 | ||
XR5 Pilot
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Location: Perth, Ex NSW
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We're Serious About Bucket.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Bucket from the Oven. Now with 50% more Bucket! It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Bucket. If You Can't Beat Bucket, Join Bucket. Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Bucket? And my personal favorite: A Day Without Bucket is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
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'08 Ford Mondeo XR5 in Thunder |
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24-10-2006, 08:01 PM | #10 | ||
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You could replace bucket with kimmy for all of those mate...
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2001 Ford AUIII Falcon XR8 Manual - Can't get enough of the AU 2001 VW Bora V6 4Motion - If I squint it almost looks like a Sierra Cosworth |
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24-10-2006, 08:04 PM | #11 | |||
XR5 Pilot
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Location: Perth, Ex NSW
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Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Kimmy from the Oven. Now with 50% more Kim Jong II! It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Kim Jong II. If You Can't Beat Kim Jong II, Join Kim Jong II. Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Kim Jong II? A Day Without Kim Jong II is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
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24-10-2006, 08:03 PM | #12 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne
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8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Ebiifarimont.
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24-10-2006, 08:03 PM | #13 | ||
Bseries Moderator
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Location: Sydney
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BAHAHAHA "Ruger not included"
"See the face you love light up with Ruger" <--- Watch out fellas :P
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Long Live the Rugerspeed Primer Destroyer! Only those that attempt the absurd achieve the impossible. Serviced and maintained by Mascot Auto Repairs
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24-10-2006, 08:11 PM | #14 | ||
Foo Fighter
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Location: Wellington, NZ
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That is a bloody good laugh, can't really post more of the ones I did.
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24-10-2006, 08:16 PM | #15 | ||
XR5 Pilot
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Location: Perth, Ex NSW
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Dedicated to our mate Mark.
Give the Dog a Skaifey. The Future's Bright. The Future's Skaifey. (It aint Bright for Holden) Tense, Nervous, Skaifey? (Skaifey at the start line) You're in Good Hands with Skaifey. (Not if your HRT) Little. Yellow. Different. Skaifey. Wouldn't You Rather Be Skaifey? (erm...no) Things Go Better with Skaifey. (Not if its a V8 Supercar...) Get the Door - It's Skaifey. If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Skaifey. So Easy, No Wonder Skaifey is #1. (enough said) If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Skaifey. (see above) If You Can't Beat Skaifey, Join Skaifey. The Real Smell of Skaifey (Burnt Clutch?)
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'08 Ford Mondeo XR5 in Thunder |
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24-10-2006, 08:20 PM | #16 | ||
Das Auto Bitches!
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Location: Perth
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Hahaha, OMFG, what a crack up some of the bad words i put in, it come up with the great sayings
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MY14 MK7 VW Golf GTI - waghoon! |
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24-10-2006, 08:22 PM | #17 | ||
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Gonna Be a While? Grab a Davway.
Life Should Taste As Good As (my last name). |
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24-10-2006, 08:23 PM | #18 | ||
DJR Fan
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Location: Sydney
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Gotta Lotta Aeron.
Don't Get Mad, Get Lowndes. It's the Ingall You Can See. Kills All Known Rick Kelly - Dead. (I like it : )
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24-10-2006, 08:36 PM | #19 | ||
Powered by Tickford
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a glass case of emotion
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Xr8grl - It Looks Good on You.
There Ain't No Party Like A Xr8grl Party. For The Xr8grl You Don't Yet Know. Xr8grl - Lickin' Good. Wouldn't You Like To Be A Xr8grl Too? Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Xr8grl. Moving at the Speed of Xr8grl. Try Xr8grl, You'll Like It. :hihi:
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https://i.ibb.co/mF6pJgR/AUIIXR8.jpg SILHOUETTE AUII XR8 Leather, Premium sound, Momo S/wheel & gear knob, Sunroof, 20" Advanti Desires, Bulge, XR50 Front, Pacemaker extractors, Ballistic cats, 2.5" cat back system, Rebel bar & skirts, XR scuff plates, Kings SL & SSL springs |
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24-10-2006, 08:26 PM | #20 | ||
Was V6corp
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Location: Canberra
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Get Busy with the I6corp.
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Car: 99 AU I Forte Sedan Colour: Blue Engine Mods: K&N Pod in a XR8 Pod Box; Performace fuel pump; 2 1/2" Exhaust Planned Engine Mods: ; Extractors; Tickford CAI; Twin Mufflers; Shift Kit; Hi-Stall; Cam; ECU Flash Bling Mods: Tinted Windows; JVC CD/DVD HU Planned Bling Mods: TS50 Front; High Series bonnet; Rebel Skirts and Rear Bar; SL Springs; Clear Side Indicators; Rear Spolier; Mags |
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24-10-2006, 08:26 PM | #21 | ||
Right out sideways
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Double the Pleasure, Double the Xr8fella
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2010 FG XR50 Turbo | 2007 FPV BFII GT, BOSS 302 |
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24-10-2006, 08:36 PM | #22 | ||
Starter Motor
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The Best Part of Waking Up is TheChemist in Your Cup
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Thechemist My Goodness, My Thechemist! Good Thechemist Has Danish Written All Over It There's Always Room For Thechemist. |
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24-10-2006, 08:38 PM | #23 | |||
Donating Member
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Location: Melbourne
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There Ain't No Party Like A Kenaz Party.
True.
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02 BA XR6 T U R B O Venom Red, Auto 13.97 @ 101mph Quote:
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24-10-2006, 08:49 PM | #24 | ||
Spin 'em Habib !
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Location: Cranbourne Victoria
Posts: 3,854
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A Sr_au's Too Wet Without One.
Sr_au Is Our Middle Name. The Sr_au Sign Means Happy Motoring. <--------- THE BEST ONE ! It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Sr_au.
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AU2PWR |
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24-10-2006, 08:52 PM | #25 | ||
Long Member
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Location: Melbourne
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Top Breeders Recommend Yugostar.
Nice.
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24-10-2006, 09:15 PM | #26 | ||
Come fly with P.S.I...
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Location: Geelong
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Mines.....Come fly the friendly NHANST.....
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FG Turbo ute..lowered,20's Turbosmart Bov,Plazmaman piping,Flash tune coming...
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26-10-2006, 02:03 PM | #27 | ||
FORD FREAK
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Rockhampton
Posts: 1,750
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Don't You Just Love Being In Sex?
It's That Sex Feeling. You Can Do It When You Sex It. LOL You're Never Alone with a Sex. The Cream of Sex. Solutions For a Small Sex. Come One, Come All To Sex. God they make me laugh. Everyone it come up with. LOL. : Me too XzLr8. Couldn't help myself to see what it would spit out. Sorry for going off topic.
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JUST LOVE THAT V8 SOUND, RUMBLE, MUSIC! |
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24-10-2006, 09:22 PM | #28 | ||
Parts bin special
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Location: Narre Warren, Vic
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Snap Into A Slim Ea_silver_ghia
The World's Favourite Ea_silver_ghia Give That Man A Ea_silver_ghia Ea_silver_ghia with the Less Fattening Centres Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Ea_silver_ghia! A Taste For Ea_silver_ghia. Pure Ea_silver_ghia. Bahahahahahaha
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Weekender 1964 US Falcon Futura convertible - Rangoon Red 260 Windsor V8, 4 speed manual, LHD, Electronic ignition, Mustang wheels https://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11470868 Daily 2014 SZII Territory diesel - basic runabout Previous Cars 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - Tickford engine, 5 speed, SVO wheels, bodykit, much more 2000 AUII Fairmont - XR wheels, Ghia interior 2010 FG XR50T ute - XR8 bonnet, Streetfighter intake |
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24-10-2006, 09:26 PM | #29 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: QLD - Townsville
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You Too Can Have A Falconsr Like Mine.
Loves the Falconsr You Hate. Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Falconsr Fits. Made In Scotland From Falconsr. The Falconsr For All Ages. Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Falconsr. my fav Schtop! This Falconsr is not Ready Yet! LOLS @ this I am Stuck on Falconsr, 'Cause Falconsr's Stuck on Me. The Cream of Falconsr. Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Falconsr. Washing Machines Live Longer With Falconsr. Two Hours of Falconsr in Just Two Calories. The Falconsr With The Hole. i love that site
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My Cars: 2002 Ford Falcon AU S3 SR 2006 BF MKI Falcon XR6 2008 Mazda BT50 SDX 2004 BA XR8 ute 2006 AUDI A4 B7 2013 FG II XR6 Ute 2006 Ford Territory TX 2003 Ford Falcon XR8 2009 Territory Turbo Ghia Current: 2012 Audi A4 B8 2.0T Quattro |
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24-10-2006, 09:29 PM | #30 | ||
Fordless
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Location: Sydney
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Too Orangey for MRJUCY.
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