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Old 06-09-2007, 02:36 PM   #1
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: Was just down the main street and a FOOL in a COMMODORE hit my car trying to get out of a carpark.Luckily for me my daughter was across the road and seen it all,she sung out to me and I chased the guy down the street and got all his details.It's only surface scratches but thats not the point.Will take it to Panel Beaters and get quote to buff it out and send the FOOL the bill..... :

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what did the other driver try to just drive off?
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what did the other driver try to just drive off?
Yep,But he pulled over when he seen me run up the road after him...

And yes I know MORONS drive all breeds of cars,it's just this one happened to be in a coomodore,the post would have had the same title if he was in a FALCON also....lol
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Yeh..... Because theres no morons in falcons!!

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Old 06-09-2007, 03:01 PM   #5
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Yeh..... Because theres no morons in falcons!!

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Yep saying there are no morons in falcons would be like saying there are no one eyed holden trolls on AFF.

There always seem to be a few getting through the screening process.............
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Yep saying there are no morons in falcons would be like saying there are no one eyed holden trolls on AFF.

There always seem to be a few getting through the screening process.............

i have both eyes and i'm more a holden fan who likes fords (except the awfully ugly)
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i have both eyes and i'm more a holden fan who likes fords (except the awfully ugly)
very subtle, I like I like!
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Yep saying there are no morons in falcons would be like saying there are no one eyed holden trolls on AFF.

There always seem to be a few getting through the screening process.............
Ahhh, another constructive post from Flappist. From now on, only those with blue eyes and blonde hair shall be allowed on AFF. And whenever a holden driver sees my car, I expect them to shield their eyes, and dare not glance at the sacred Ford, for they are not worthy.
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Ahhh, another constructive post from Flappist. From now on, only those with blue eyes and blonde hair shall be allowed on AFF. And whenever a holden driver sees my car, I expect them to shield their eyes, and dare not glance at the sacred Ford, for they are not worthy.

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Ahhh, another constructive post from Flappist. From now on, only those with blue eyes and blonde hair shall be allowed on AFF. And whenever a holden driver sees my car, I expect them to shield their eyes, and dare not glance at the sacred Ford, for they are not worthy.
Looks like I have upset the one eyed holden trolls AND the morons in falcons at the same time.........
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Looks like I have upset the one eyed holden trolls AND the morons in falcons at the same time.........
nothing like setting the bait and realing them in hey......



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Looks like I have upset the one eyed holden trolls AND the morons in falcons at the same time.........

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Yep saying there are no morons in falcons would be like saying there are no one eyed holden trolls on AFF.

There always seem to be a few getting through the screening process.............
wouldnt expect anything less on FFAU
theres as many tossers in holdens as in fords,in saying that WOKKA your post is golden :

on topic:
what type of ford you driving
and what type of holden hit you

im just curious
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wouldnt expect anything less on FFAU
theres as many tossers in holdens as in fords,in saying that WOKKA your post is golden :

on topic:
what type of ford you driving
and what type of holden hit you

im just curious
I own a BA XR8 and was hit by a VT Wagon
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I own a BA XR8 and was hit by a VT Wagon
he knew his VT was only worth as much as your bumper no wonder he tried to run
hope its sorted soon for ya.
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Looks like I have upset the one eyed holden trolls AND the morons in falcons at the same time...
seems your love disrespecting your fellow ford owners too,glad to know we have such a great group of blokes on ffau...

no better then them ricer forums :
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Yeh..... Because theres no morons in falcons!!

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i don't think its just commodore drivers,I've seen plenty of drivers of other cars do silly things like this but i can see where you're coming from.
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I like ALL cars,but as I said in above post,this guy just happened to be in a commodore.......
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Nah statistically there are more morons in Commodores... you only need to see the car confiscation stats from Victoria to see this (the commodore is the #1 confiscated car according to the cops).
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Nah statistically there are more morons in Commodores... you only need to see the car confiscation stats from Victoria to see this (the commodore is the #1 confiscated car according to the cops).

And P platers are the cause of 99% of road accidents.
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And P platers are the cause of 99% of road accidents.
Well no they aren't, there is no statistical basis to suggest that P platers cause '99%' of accidents... but there IS evidence that many people caught by the cops AND lose their cars for hooning drive commodores...

I know bagging commo drivers around here is a nono but come on don't argue with known facts.
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Nah statistically there are more morons in Commodores... you only need to see the car confiscation stats from Victoria to see this (the commodore is the #1 confiscated car according to the cops).
Of course it is, it outsells everything else at least 2 to 1 and then in some cases 5 to 1 on the smaller less known brands...compare apples to apples...


Also remember at least the Holden can actually break traction!! :jab:
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Of course it is, it outsells everything else at least 2 to 1 and then in some cases 5 to 1 on the smaller less known brands...compare apples to apples...


Also remember at least the Holden can actually break traction!! :jab:
Ricer loser excuse #126: My fully sick engine makes so much power that I could not get traction.........
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Ricer loser excuse #126: My fully sick engine makes so much power that I could not get traction.........
From the biggest ricer of them all:


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Ricer loser excuse #126: My fully sick engine makes so much power that I could not get traction.........



My fully sick turbo is bigger than yours.........
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Of course it is, it outsells everything else at least 2 to 1 and then in some cases 5 to 1 on the smaller less known brands...compare apples to apples...
Another way to analyse it would be to compare the number of hoons per 100 cars... But you're right, there's an awful lot of commodores on the road however what about toyota? There's bucket loads of toyotas on the roads... I guess there's no 'hoon' problem because most of their drivers are half asleep or singing 'spanish flea' in their head while driving.


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Hahahah he thought he was going to get away with it, busted.
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Hahahah he thought he was going to get away with it, busted.
when i caught upto him he said "yeah I was just coming back to see you"....
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when i caught upto him he said "yeah I was just coming back to see you"....
Thats what they all say
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when i caught upto him he said "yeah I was just coming back to see you"....
LOL!

Could have at least said he didn't know where you were to leave details (which is no excuse either!).
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