Worst Break up lines!!

disco_tezz · 17-08-2006, 09:04 AM

Well I know we have all had them, So lets see the lame reasons and break up lines used by our ex's.

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

Well i personally could have used that information 18 months ago before we bought a house together.

So now we have the fun job of trying to sell the hosue, while staying civil with each other throught the whole process, Which is hard enough when you are a couple, As selling a house is extremely stressfull,

So let the fun and games begin,

Back to the original topic, What are other peoples experiences with break up lines and the crap they try and tell you???

Outbackjack · 17-08-2006, 10:00 AM

Be thankfull that there are no kids involved. Be prepared to get ripped off when the house is sold.

The dumbest break up ine I have ever been on the recieving end of was " I am just to relaxed around you, I think we should go our separate ways "

You really look a lot closer at the opposite sex when you hear BS like that.....

Cheers all.

BJ · 17-08-2006, 10:10 AM

the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.

LTDHO · 17-08-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ

the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.

Oh yeah, GF's alway talk to other guys in bed....... NOT.

I can't say i've had a good orr a bad line, but "I think we should just be friends"

gozza · 17-08-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ

the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.

I think your lucky to be free

If it was me i would be up for a double homocide

Outbackjack · 17-08-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by gozza

I think your lucky to be free

If it was me i would be up for a double homocide

Crime of passion I believe, if you were in Froggy land. But when you think about it in hind sight, they are just not worth it, and they deserve each other. Let them go for it!!!

Cheers.

MITCHAY · 17-08-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ

the one that got me was when i walked in on one of my girlfriend, years ago and she was in bed with a very good mate. I was then told it wasn't what it looked like.?? We were just talking.

Cheating on you is one thing, insulting your intelligence is another.

Bax · 17-08-2006, 10:51 AM

I've been getting closer and closer after each argument.

Apparently I'm too inconsiderate of her feelings, and I'm too selfish to think about her.

Strange really, I think the exact same about her.

Simmo · 17-08-2006, 11:53 AM

all this reminds me why i love being single/not looking.

SunDrifter · 18-08-2006, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Simmo

all this reminds me why i love being single/not looking.

And reminds me of how great my better half is.

On topic though... I've always been the one to break up a relationship, and that's never a fun thing to do either.

uranium_death · 18-08-2006, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simmo

all this reminds me why i love being single/not looking.

Here Here!

Unless the school captain a year ahead of me (she finished 2001) was interested, then maybe I'd pucker up and start showering.

Otherwise, here here!

jimmy_c · 17-08-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by disco_tezz

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

I have had those used before

although the current ex still on the back burner (deciding what to do at the moment if its worth it or not).

And a few moths ago she used the top line and another famous one.

"I dont know if I want to be with you". So i did the dirty this time around Chose a car over a girl. :evilsasmo I havnt stopped smiling yet.

But a house is a whole different story. Good luck with it mate.

phoon · 17-08-2006, 01:11 PM

GET OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!!!

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Ringo · 17-08-2006, 01:18 PM

How about "I think you can do better...."

I didn't agree at the time but she turned out to be so correct.

Bucket · 18-08-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ringo

How about "I think you can do better...."

I didn't agree at the time but she turned out to be so correct.

One of the Many Excuses my ex used ;)

Psycho Chicken · 17-08-2006, 07:43 PM

I woke up in a drunken haze one morning to find an SMS that read something along the lines of "After last night I don't think we should be together anymore".

Ok, fair enough, having her dad stuff me into a car at her 18th wasn't the world's best idea, but still.

cedric · 17-08-2006, 08:06 PM

" your too nice. " should of wacked it in her blurter and punched her in the back of the head . she might of liked it !!!!!!!!!

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Falcon Freak · 17-08-2006, 08:12 PM

One I received at work recently - "We should keep things at a work level only". This after I was getting all the go signals for more then two weeks! Then a younger bloke entered the scene and it was all over red rover.

Thanks chich.

FF

chich · 18-08-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Falcon Freak

One I received at work recently - "We should keep things at a work level only". This after I was getting all the go signals for more then two weeks! Then a younger bloke entered the scene and it was all over red rover.

Thanks chich.

FF

Dude.. her saying hello is not a 'go signal'.

And yes, you're welcome

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**M&Ms** · 18-08-2006, 07:21 PM

"You're too immature"

Damn, that hurt!

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TEaaron · 18-08-2006, 07:32 PM

I got dumped in a text message about two years ago, I thought it was actually quite amusing.

I was only with her for 2 weeks any way.

Falcon Freak · 18-08-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chich

Dude.. her saying hello is not a 'go signal'.

And yes, you're welcome

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Hello wasn't the signal I got. Only four weeks to go and the torment is over.

FF

chich · 19-08-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Falcon Freak

Hello wasn't the signal I got. Only four weeks to go and the torment is over.

FF

I'm sure it wasn't.. you're looking into things WAY too much. You really need a hobby

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atec77 · 17-08-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by disco_tezz

Well I know we have all had them, So lets see the lame reasons and break up lines used by our ex's.

My Personal Favourate which was used on me last night was
"It's not you its me"

then with the next sentance being:

"I am just not ready for us"

Well i personally could have used that information 18 months ago before we bought a house together.

So now we have the fun job of trying to sell the hosue, while staying civil with each other throught the whole process, Which is hard enough when you are a couple, As selling a house is extremely stressfull,

So let the fun and games begin,

Back to the original topic, What are other peoples experiences with break up lines and the crap they try and tell you???

Keep the house and refinance her 1/2 ... now thats really gonna shiite her

Abacus · 18-08-2006, 05:16 AM

[Edit] Forget it, mods would have killed the post anyway.

disco_tezz · 18-08-2006, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by atec77

Keep the house and refinance her 1/2 ... now thats really gonna shiite her

I have thought of doing that, but i can not afford the repayments if i did that, My whole pay would be going to pay of the house, then i have about $400 bucks a month left for food, transport and everything else i need to live.

unfortunately, selling is my only option.

Abacus · 18-08-2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by disco_tezz

I have thought of doing that, but i can not afford the repayments if i did that, My whole pay would be going to pay of the house, then i have about $400 bucks a month left for food, transport and everything else i need to live.

unfortunately, selling is my only option.

How any bedrooms - have you thought of renting it out?

You might be able to:

(a) Stay in the property, but get couple of babes to rent the spare bedrooms on a share accomodation basis, I don't know how many bedrooms there are, but it might be possible to live of your $400 plus the room rents, or

(b) Rent out the whole property. I imagine it would be negative geared, so as well as getting tenants to contribute towards the repayments you could reduce your tax bill. You could then reduce the amount of tax your employer takes out of your pay to further assist you.

disco_tezz · 18-08-2006, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Abacus

How any bedrooms - have you thought of renting it out?

You might be able to:

(a) Stay in the property, but get couple of babes to rent the spare bedrooms on a share accomodation basis, I don't know how many bedrooms there are, but it might be possible to live of your $400 plus the room rents, or

(b) Rent out the whole property. I imagine it would be negative geared, so as well as getting tenants to contribute towards the repayments you could reduce your tax bill. You could then reduce the amount of tax your employer takes out of your pay to further assist you.

Its a 3 bedroom house,

But no financial institution would lend me the money to buy her out, because over 70% of my income would be going towards the loan,

but the thought of living with 2 hot single bi babes sounds really good to me

pauljh74 · 18-08-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by disco_tezz

Its a 3 bedroom house,

But no financial institution would lend me the money to buy her out, because over 70% of my income would be going towards the loan,

but the thought of living with 2 hot single bi babes sounds really good to me

If the 2 bi girls are good sports, then you could supplement your income with a webcam website featuring the 2 bi girls.

ssb2005 · 17-08-2006, 08:17 PM

Lets just be freinds is a killer