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Old 05-07-2006, 06:45 PM   #1
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I met a girl about 6 weeks ago , we had a great connection, strong in every department, except her 5 yr son was jellous of me bieng near her ect, she told me she was falling for me and i told her to slow down, so she now has ignored me for 2 weeks and finally this week i get the (do not ever call or sms me again SMS to my phone, the dumb thing is i was trying to call her to see if she was OK, but the more i called with no answer made me look like a stalker, so now i dont call or sms, I feel like crap as i have hurt her feeling or done something wrong, if only i had a answer to what the hell is going thru her head,
Cars My GT coupe , I had the chrome molding removed by a so called pro , hes gone and fu#@ed all the moldings of the windows, so bad its now scrap metal, How come some people be so careless , where the hell do u find chrome molds for a XB coupe in good nick, the rear glass is OK . the front and side are fu$#ed.
I can win this month, and to top it off the neighbours old rusty shed droped its heavy steel gutter last weekend almost squashing my AC unit on the side of my home, the council doesnt really care that i have a 10 mtr 150 C channel squashing my side gate and cloths line and the chance it fall into the side of my home.. no wonder i drink/// sorry for the thread , i had to relese some fustration somewhere... breath drink .....

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chuck the gutter back over and tell them to fix what it broke...
as for the chick well if you still like her send her an SMS....lol sms = the new age dating

is the so called pro who has passionate fingers a business owner or backyard specialist? if business owner then he MUST fix it....if backyarder then take it on the chin....or ask him nicely to fix it
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I no the feeling dude umm waht would i do? i'd keep smsing her she will reply one day and when she does apoligise u'll feel a lot beta
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I no the feeling dude umm waht would i do? i'd keep smsing her she will reply one day and when she does apoligise u'll feel a lot beta
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I KNOW the feeling mate. WHAT would I do? I would keep sending her sms. She will reply one day and she will APLOLOGISE. YOU will feel a lot BETTER.

OK.

Answer to that? Bad idea. If you keep sending her sms, you can guarantee she will not just turn around and apologise! And you are also risking her going to the cops and claiming harrassment and stalking - she sounds like that kind - hard to predict and over sensitive and easily upset.

Leave her alone, she is not worth it, too much trouble and probably very high maintenance. Can you imagine what it would be like being with someone like her permanently???? If she is this much trouble now, imagine down the track!

Forget her and move on and find someone nice.
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I KNOW the feeling mate. WHAT would I do? I would keep sending her sms. She will reply one day and she will APLOLOGISE. YOU will feel a lot BETTER.

OK.

Answer to that? Bad idea. If you keep sending her sms, you can guarantee she will not just turn around and apologise! And you are also risking her going to the cops and claiming harrassment and stalking - she sounds like that kind - hard to predict and over sensitive and easily upset.

Leave her alone, she is not worth it, too much trouble and probably very high maintenance. Can you imagine what it would be like being with someone like her permanently???? If she is this much trouble now, imagine down the track!

Forget her and move on and find someone nice.
yep i reckon whats above is fair advice. With the gutter go and talk to your neihbours, do they even know? they might offer some $? if they are knobs just chuck it over tho.... and with your coupe, as a coupe owner all i can say is good luck! but ask the guy who stuffed it to replace it
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yeah send her an sms apologising, throw the gutter back over the fence, if it's a business take their **** down
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Mate I know how you feel. Girls do that. Cars seem more reliable.
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look at it this way dodge, at least it wasn't the mustang or the xb sitting outside that the guttering fell on.

Girls - someone needs to write a users manual for them..... very unpredictable.
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Gutter = throw it back into the neighbours yard (if possible) or mention a law suit and see how quick it disappears.

Car = well in actual fact it is the so called 'pros' responsibility to fix what was ruined. But the best thing you could do is possibly ring the wreckers hotline and get a search across the land happening. Or maybe speak to someone who is kinda clever in that department and see if they can give you an idea.

Girl = ok this one is easy as. You hurt her feelings to begin with and her child is being a brat. She decided blow it, it is all to hard.
If you know her address (which I am gathering you would), send her a nice bunch of flowers (no, not expensive - just nice) with a Letter (not a note) explaining the reason you said slow down. Explain it all..
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Just before you send the flowers and letter.

I can almost guarantee she will read the letter. Us women are hopeless, we need to know stuff so there is no way we would throw it out till reading it..

Either that or just walk away... Find someone else...

Good luck and I hope things don't get any worse but they shouldn't (things come in 3s remember)
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Girl = ok this one is easy as. You hurt her feelings to begin with and her child is being a brat. She decided blow it, it is all to hard.
If you know her address (which I am gathering you would), send her a nice bunch of flowers (no, not expensive - just nice) with a Letter (not a note) explaining the reason you said slow down. Explain it all..
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Just before you send the flowers and letter.

I can almost guarantee she will read the letter. Us women are hopeless, we need to know stuff so there is no way we would throw it out till reading it..

Either that or just walk away... Find someone else...

Good luck and I hope things don't get any worse but they shouldn't (things come in 3s remember)
Come on man the kids 5, Maybe some might not understand the mentality of a 4-5 year old that has only had his mother all of there life, I understand that side of it, My father past before i had a brain, So i then grew a bigger attachment to my mother, It's very easy for a kid of that age to feel left out and unwanted when your only trusting person has found someone they are into. You feel left out even at such a young age. Jealousy is always expected you just need to work around it. The kid comes with the mum that needs to be understood.
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Come on man the kids 5, Maybe some might not understand the mentality of a 4-5 year old that has only had his mother all of there life, I understand that side of it, My father past before i had a brain, So i then grew a bigger attachment to my mother, It's very easy for a kid of that age to feel left out and unwanted when your only trusting person has found someone they are into. You feel left out even at such a young age. Jealousy is always expected you just need to work around it. The kid comes with the mum that needs to be understood.

I spoke from a mum's (single parent) point of view....
What I was meaning was maybe she was feeling it was to hard to introduce someone into the whole mix.
I do speak from experience of raising kids alone and trying to introduce someone new into it all..
It is damn hard work & frustrating too at times....
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If it has t!t$ or wheels...
Its going to cause you problems... and money 2. : just kidding.

send her a bunch of flowers with a 'love' note... when you get back together ask to take the kid to the park or zoo or spend a little bit of time with the kid and spoill them a little bit...but not to much, you will find that the kid will relax and feel more comfortable around you... he is just protective of his mum.

take the car back and demand it fix.

tell the next door neighbours to repair the damage done to your property, if they refuse tell them you are taking them to the small tribuial... tho depending on how good of a neighbour they are...
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Its going to cause you problems... and money 2. : just kidding.
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I don't know about just kidding ? , in a way you can be right, for them both to be in top condition, perform well, and look good there can be no expence spared, shrimp on the pennys and something will break down, not perform when you want it to or look daggy. A good car needs to be looked after well and so does a good woman.

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Man, all I know is that flat batteries annoy both of them....

The little I know is:-
None of my cars:
1. can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose (if you know what I mean)
2. Nag.
3. Cook yummy roasts
4. Nag.
5. Smell all yummy after a shower just before you get at it, then need another shower
6. Nag.
7. Can give a great shoulder rub.
8. Nag.
9. Give good spoon.
10. Nag.

but then again

1. None of my girlfriends have won Bathurst.

Soo..

Enjoy both for the pleasure both give.

The girls may come and go, but I'll always have a Bathurst winner in the garage...
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Man, all I know is that flat batteries annoy both of them....

The little I know is:-
None of my cars:
1. can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose (if you know what I mean)
2. Nag.
3. Cook yummy roasts
4. Nag.
5. Smell all yummy after a shower just before you get at it, then need another shower
6. Nag.
7. Can give a great shoulder rub.
8. Nag.
9. Give good spoon.
10. Nag.

but then again

1. None of my girlfriends have won Bathurst.

Soo..

Enjoy both for the pleasure both give.

The girls may come and go, but I'll always have a Bathurst winner in the garage...
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the gutter went flying over the fence, i had to cut into 3 bits as it was so heavy, the girl can go F$#k herself, there is no way im putting up with silly games at the start of a relationship, especially when i got my values, i did a list of positave and negitave for her , the negitave is double on the pos, so maybe she did me a favour
and the coupe , i can always replace the silly strips, i just have to be quick.
i still cant work out the female race but i can build a 600 Hp engine that revs to 9000 rpm.
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the gutter went flying over the fence, i had to cut into 3 bits as it was so heavy, the girl can go ****** herself, there is no way im putting up with silly games at the start of a relationship, especially when i got my values, i did a list of positave and negitave for her , the negitave is double on the pos, so maybe she did me a favour
and the coupe , i can always replace the silly strips, i just have to be quick.
i still cant work out the female race but i can build a 600 Hp engine that revs to 9000 rpm.
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all i know is, a chick cant spin the rollers with there feet n get me a nice 146rwkw, and they cant get me down the 1/4 at all, they wont turn off at the click of a key, they stop wen i tell em to stop LOL. all the chicks i no are random as sh11t and there aint any loyal one's yet around my area.
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all i know is, a chick cant spin the rollers with there feet n get me a nice 146rwkw, and they cant get me down the 1/4 at all, they wont turn off at the click of a key, they stop wen i tell em to stop LOL. all the chicks i no are random as sh11t and there aint any loyal one's yet around my area.
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I have to disagree on this piont... yes you can...can anyone spell threesome
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I met a girl about 6 weeks ago , we had a great connection, strong in every department, except her 5 yr son was jellous of me bieng near her ect, she told me she was falling for me and i told her to slow down, so she now has ignored me for 2 weeks and finally this week i get the (do not ever call or sms me again SMS to my phone, the dumb thing is i was trying to call her to see if she was OK, but the more i called with no answer made me look like a stalker, so now i dont call or sms, I feel like crap as i have hurt her feeling or done something wrong, if only i had a answer to what the hell is going thru her head,
Cars My GT coupe , I had the chrome molding removed by a so called pro , hes gone and fu#@ed all the moldings of the windows, so bad its now scrap metal, How come some people be so careless , where the hell do u find chrome molds for a XB coupe in good nick, the rear glass is OK . the front and side are fu$#ed.
I can win this month, and to top it off the neighbours old rusty shed droped its heavy steel gutter last weekend almost squashing my AC unit on the side of my home, the council doesnt really care that i have a 10 mtr 150 C channel squashing my side gate and cloths line and the chance it fall into the side of my home.. no wonder i drink/// sorry for the thread , i had to relese some fustration somewhere... breath drink .....
Come on, you can come out and admit you are a closet member of the "Rainbow pedestrian and bicycle enthusiests club", we all realise that it is a diverse world.......... :
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CARS...without a doubt...

just fitted a diff....have done less than 30km in it and its screwed....... havent even given it a hard time yet........!


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